Hello there kind stranger! First of all thanks for checking in (I'm still a piece of garbageee~) Ok so please forgive me if you think this is cringe, I know (because I died about 5 times now while writing that) and I'm just trying to make people h...
Hey there guys! Before I move on with your requests I decided to do a little Halloween thingy. Have fun :D
It was in the middle of the night. Everything seemed to be calm. The lone wolves where howling, you heard owls singing in front of the base. Halloween night.
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"The modly door is slightly ajar. You hear the faint mir-mur of high pitched voices." Pauling said. She looked at Soldier and carried on. "Soldier, your character recognises there speech... as the Goblin Tong-." "Goblins? I pick up-" Soldier wanted to say more but Heavy interrupted him. "I enter this room." Heavy spoke as you looked at him. "I wind up Sasha. I destroy Goblins." Everything was silent for a moment and you looked back at Pauling who was staring at Heavy. "Um okay.. You don't want to talk with your Team first and-" "No." Heavy said again. "I enter too and kill Goblins with Sasha." You leaned back again. This would take a while. "Okay, Just roll to hit, and- ... and-" Miss Pauling rolled the dice for Heavy. She wanted to proceed but Heavy interrupted her again. While Heavy was talking, you looked over to Scout, who was sitting next to you. Every time you looked at him you had to giggle. Why did he choose to be a chicken for Halloween? At least it matched his character though. "Um, you kill all the Goblins." said Miss Pauling, going on with the Story. "In the center of the room is an amulet on a pedestal.." She read from the paper that was laying on her table. "SOLDIER-" she said a little more louder to gain the mans attention. "That looks VERY VERY DEADLY-" Soldier looked her in the eyes through his self made costume. "So you probably DON'T WANT TO PICK UP THE-" Soldier stood up and slapped his hands on the desk. "I PICK UP THE AMULET!" he screamed. You gave yourself a face palm and sighed. Although Miss Pauling was doing so well, Soldier always decided to go the wrong path and leading all the members of the game to their death. Scout also sighed. "Aw c'mon dumdum! This is the third time we hadta restart this stupid-" He looked at Miss Pauling. "I mean- Lovely game of Miss Pauling's" You looked at Scout. "You said that a little bit too loud you idiot." Scout turned to you. "I said 'Lovely' ! Clearly you didn't listen well." Then his attention was all Soldiers again. While Soldier and Scout were arguing about the game you saw Sniper trying to shoot some pumpkin targets. He was very precise. And every time he shot one Spy flinched because he thought he would shoot him. Pyro was playing around with a pumpkin too and making it a friend. And afterward destroying it- Demo was drunk as always and Engie just got out of the room where he and Medic were doing an experiment. It was about transferring the mind of a different person in - you guessed it - a pumpkin. You came back to the Story of the Game when Pauling spoke: "The amulet kills all of you." "Wonderful." You hissed. "STOP PICKIN' UP THE FRICKIN' AMULET!" Scout said with a loud Voice. "Oh no." You heard Miss Pauling saying. You all knew what was about to happen. Soldier and Scout got into a huge fight. Soldier was strangling Scout on the table, just as always. " ADMIT THAT YOU HATE AMERICA!" Soldier screamed. You got up and were about to tell Soldier to calm down but then you heard a loud knocking at the door of the base. Everyone stopped whatever they were doing. "It is I! Merasmus!!!" "Merasmus?" You and Miss Pauling said at the same time. "He's my old roommate. He's a wizard! Every Halloween he decides to appear at the front door to give spooky surprises!" Your eyes flashed out of excitement. Finally something new! You were sick and tired of the game you were playing. But now there was a wizard standing at your front door. "Surprises? Oh that seems nic-" Miss Pauling said but Heavy interrupted AGAIN. "Every Halloween he comes here and tries to kill us." You got silent and and looked at Pauling "What a nice surprise heh?" you said, crossing you arms. Finally get to beat up some jerks again. "I am Meras- Murray. With*cough* your Pizza." the voice at the other side of the door said again. You giggled. "What an Idiot." "Good! Merasmurray is here!" "For real now Soldier?" you said while he was going towards the door. Scout looked at you and shrugged his shoulders. Soldier was talking with Merasmus through the door, convincing him to give him a slice of pizza. He wanted proof that it was really the pizza man. "I am not doing that! Put your face to the mail slot first!" Merasmus said. Spy joined the fun. "Don't put your face up to mail slot. " "I am going to put my face up to the mail slot. So, here I go. oorah." Soldier did exactly what he said. "FOOLS! IT IS I- MERASMU-" Soldier clapped down the mail slot. "EVERYONE! BRACE YOURSELVES! IT WAS MERASMUS! THERE IS NO PIZZA MAN SO NO PIZZA! WE ARE ALL GOING TO STARVE UNLESS WE ALL AGREE TO EAT SCOU-" "Let me handle this." You saw Spy leaning against the door, ready to talk with Merasmus. He was completely calm. He must've done this about thousands of times, you thought. "
"Merasus, It's me Spy. Let me guess: You want us to drive out to some magic graveyard or haunted castle to kill each other. Because you're in debt to another international criminal organization. Because you've purchased some idiotic artifact you need us to fill with... souls or blood or something." Merasmus spoke again but you didn't quite hear it because it was too quiet. Pyro scared you for a moment because he stood behind you. "(What do you think are we going to do this time?)" They asked. You looked over to Sniper and Pauling who where looking out of the window. "Hm I dunno. If he tries to kill us we're gonna attack I guess? I mean do you have a better idea?" Pyro scratched his head. "(Nah.)" You both focused on the main topic when you heard a loud noise coming from the other side of the door. "FOOLS! If the lambs won't come to the slaughter, Merasmus will bring the slaughter to the lambs!" Spy closed the mail slot. "Imbecile." he said. Everyone got back to doing their previous things. But Heavy stood up. "What is it Heavy?" you asked him. "I can stand no more of this." he got in front of the window.
" I do not want to sit at tiny table and pretend I am killing monsters. There are real monsters outside. We will kill them again."
"Who is with me?"
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*(ok now imagine urself in there pls)
Hey Hey!!! I hope you guys are doing well. I hope you liked that short story of TF2's Scream Fortress Comic!
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It was basically the comic but with you in it so yeah nothing big but I still hope you all liked it! Have a spooky Halloween! I will continue with the requests soon don't worry. As always if I did something wrong tell me, I do a lot of mistakes help. And I wrote this very late *coughing*. Anyways I hope you have a nice rest of the day and see ya next time mates!