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"You have one fork?" (Hawkeye)

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"What? I felt hungry and I want to make food," said Yelena, giving a 'I am innocent look' at Natasha, "I don't want to call delivery, by the time the food arrived, it would be cold already."

Kate: I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like, I know it's... it's delicious.

Yelena, poking around the kitchen: Forks, forks. No.

It shows Kate with a confused face.

Yelena: You have one fork?

Kate: I'm one person.

Yelena: That's so weird.

"That's kind of weird," commented Daisy.

"What? I'm only one person, so I only use one fork," muttered Kate.

"I have to buy you some more cutlery once we get out of here," said Yelena.

"Yeah, about that... You won't be leaving anytime soon. I've still got a lot of stuff to show you guys."

The screen shows Yelena walking towards the table.

Yelena: Kate, this is not cutlery, this is not cutlery.

Kate: I am not gonna have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then broke into my house!

"WOAH WOAH WOAH HOLD ON A SECOND! YOU TRIED TO KILL HER?"

"Just watch what I said."

Yelena, acting surprised: I did not try to kill you! A, I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle, and B, I did not break anything! I'm way too talented than that! And C, stop being so defensive, okay? You're so hostile. I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. I don't have any weapons on me. (pauses for a bit) Okay, I take that back, I don't have any weapons currently on my hands. (she looks down to her hands) That's a lie also.

"Я мог видеть эти укусы вдовы на твоих руках, ты, маленький лжец," said Natasha, smirking.
(translation: I could see those widow bites on your hands you little liar.)

"Какой? Я не собирался ее убивать или сделать что-то вредное для нее" said Yelena, who scoffed a little and gave her sister a look and turned her head away, pretending to be a bit angry, while everyone chuckled at her antics and laughed at this sister duo interaction.
(translation: What? It's not like I was going to kill her or do something harmful to her.)

"What just happened?" asked Peter, who is very confused.

"Well first, Yelena said that she didn't try to kill Kate, she just put her on a wire to remove an obstacle," said Bobbi.

"And she said that she didn't break anything because she was way too talented than that," said Hope.

"And she told Kate not to be too defensive because she is so hostile," continued Maria.

"She promised that she won't hurt Kate and she don't have any weapons on her," said Carol.

"And she took that back, and said that she don't have any weapons currently on her hands, and that is also a lie," finished Wanda.

"Thank you for explaining this to me," said Peter while all the women have thoughts on adopting this young, innocent and cute kid.

It shows Kate with a very confused and scared look on her face.

Yelena: Come on, take a fork, eat, eat, please, my daddy says it's good for you. (sighs) You're probably thinking, "What this is crazy?" I'm going to have dinner with the enemy? And she made some very good smelling macaroni... But in all honesty, if I want to kill you-

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