抖阴社区

"I have the tingle thing, just not for bread." (NWH)

5.3K 64 162
                                    

🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌

[Cut to Ned and MJ in Ned's apartment as Ned's grandmother, Lola, serves them dinner. They all watch the news in terror and in despair.]

News Reporter: ...and we can confirm at least one person has been killed.

"Wait, what is this?" asked Peter, confused.

"Why are we in my Lola's apartment?" asked Ned, a cloud of confusion coming up.

"Uh... this is a scene in the film, Spider-Man No Way Home, where Ned and MJ are hiding out in Lola's place, and where we witness a bit of magic and the return of two legends."

"Ok who are the legends, isn't it supposed to be me?" pointed Tony, "I am, after all, ✨a legend✨"

"Shut up Tony," said Pepper, smacking him in the arm, "Let's watch the scene."

MJ: Still nothing?

Ned Leeds: No.

MJ: I'm gonna press it.

Ned Leeds: What? No!

MJ: Peter told me to wait, but... I'm gonna do it.

"Ok pause, what is that thing that they are gonna press?" asked Tony.

Strange didn't say anything, just frowned at the object that MJ is holding.

"You'll know later."

Ned Leeds: I just wish... I just wish that we could see him.

[He makes a gesture with Dr Strange's ring, creating some sparkles in the air.]

"Why does it the kid have my sling ring?" asks Strange.

*intense flashbacks of Strange being tied up in the Grand Canyon in the mirror dimension* "Y'know what, we aren't gonna talk about that."

MJ: Ned?

Ned Leeds: Yeah?

MJ: Do that again.

Ned Leeds: Yeah. I just wish we could see him. Okay... I just wish we could see Peter.

[He creates a whole portal at which end appears a figure wearing a Spider-Man costume.]

Ned's Grandmother: Salamangkero!

Ned Leeds: You're right. I am magic.

"He has a bit of it in him, as hard as it is to admit," huffed Strange, Ned on the other hand, is overjoyed.

"PETER I KNOW MAGIC NOW!" yelled Ned, jumping up and down from his chair, Peter running towards him and wrapping Ned in a tight hug, doing their special handshake, while MJ just looked on, totally unbothered.

MJ: Is that him?

Ned Leeds: Yeah, yeah. It has to be.

MJ: Peter. Peter!

Ned Leeds: Hey, Peter!

MJ:Peter!

[The lanky yet muscled stranger runs towards the portal. We cut back to MJ and Ned, growing worried. The suited figure jumps through the portal to reveal -- THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN. Ned's Lola screams, standing in the doorway.]

Webb Peter: Hi. Hi!

"WHAT?!" yelled out the billionaire, "THAT'S NOT EVEN PETER, IMPOSTER!"

Avengers react!Where stories live. Discover now