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Fanart and incorrect quotes part 2

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"She will never set fire to the kitchen, she will just cook and after she cooked, it will be burned to ashes," said Yelena in a monotone, which successfully earned her a look from her older sister.

"She will never set fire to the kitchen, she will just cook and after she cooked, it will be burned to ashes," said Yelena in a monotone, which successfully earned her a look from her older sister

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"Battle of New York classic: Food is always the most important thing. Have a full stomach before killing some aliens."

"You guys seriously stopped for a drive through during the battle?!" yelled Tony.

"No, we didn't, besides, it's just a fanart. Don't take it that seriously," said Natasha.

"Although we still helped ourselves to some chocolate and chips in the quinjet, and it's quite nice," said Clint as he licked his lips as he remembered the taste of chips and chocolate.

*Please excuse me for the interruption as Tony chased Clint around the movie theater for an hour*

*1 hour later...*

"This is getting a bit out of control. Wanda, stop them."

"But I don't have my powers?" asked Wanda uncertainly.

"Try again."

Red wisps of magic flowed out of Wanda's hands as she floated upwards towards the center of the cinema.

"Clint, Tony, stop chasing each other around," said Wanda.

"Since when can you FLY?" asked Tony and Clint in shock and in unison.

"Uh... I don't know but just stop chasing each other around for god's sake!" said Wanda, obviously frustrated.

"NOOOOOO," said those two not mature adults.

"Use your powers Wanda."

Wanda threw her chaos magic at the two of them, and both Tony and Clint went flying across the cinema and hit the wall. As they flew down, Loki and Sylvie conjured up several cushions and both of them crashed onto the cushions.

Clint: Sheesh Wanda, do you really need to throw us that hard?

"Katniss has a point," said Tony as he massaged his back.

"Now are you two kindergarten kids ready to see other stuff?"

"As long as you don't ask Wanda to throw us again, I'm fine," said Clint.

"Same," said Tony.

"Now go back to your seats," said Wanda in an authoritative tone.

Clint and Tony both plopped back down on their seats, and gave a glare at each other.

"Wanda, since when can you have the ability to levitate yourself into the air?" asked Dr.Strange.

"I don't know," replied Wanda.

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