BAU one shots

So in this story the reader is Jemilys daughter and she's hanging out in the BAU. Emily is mom and JJ is mama
POV: Readers
Tw: None
Words:1290
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Shit. I'm running late. Like super late. But I blame my mom's. They took me to school but Em of course overslept so now I have to be late.

"Hi Mrs. Sullivan. I'm sorry I'm late" I walked to my biology class and gave a fake smile to the teacher.

"Y/n you were 30 minutes late. I'll have to write you up. And what are you wearing?" Sullivan asked me. I hate this teacher. She like geriatric and she's always so mean to me. I'm guessing because I have two moms and she's homophobic.

"Uhh.. I'm wearing shirt and pants?" I asked. I know I have ripped jeans so I'm gonna get dress coded.

"You have holes in your Jeans. That's not acceptable and you have to go home to change" She said to me. I know she's definitely enjoying every second of this.

"Fuck you. I can wear whatever I want. If my ripped jeans are so distracting to you maybe you are a pedofile. " I said and walked out of the classroom. I decided to call mom. I usually call Em in these situations because Jayje would just get angry with me.

The phone ringed couple times before she answered.

"Hi sweetie. Is everything okay?" I heard Emily asking.

"Uhh well" I started to say but she interrupted me.

"What did you do?" She asked me.

"I didn't do anything. I was late because of you and then I got dress coded becouse I'm wearing ripped jeans. Then I said fuck you to the teacher and left" I explained her.

"Go girl! Which teacher do I have to yell?" She asked. She was always proud of me when I stood up for myself.

"Ugh. The homophobe. But can you come and get me? And please don't tell mama. She won't be as proud of me as you are" I said and laughed a little.

"I'm on my way and oh if I tell Jayje your teacher is a homophobe she would personally come to your school and kick her ass" Mom laughed

"Yea that's true but I just want to get out of here so be fast"

"I'm only couple minutes away. I may or may not have drove past some stop singns. But bye see you soon" She said and ended the call.

Soon Em was in the parking lot and we drove to BAU. I love spending time there with my favorite people.

"Hi my favorite crime fighters" I said as I walked in to the bullpen.

"Y/n. What a pleasant surprise" Dave said and came to hug me. She's like a grandpa to me.

"Hi Dave" I said smiling.

"Oh hi y/n" Spencer said across the office and smiled at me. I ran to him and hugged him. He usually doesn't like hugs but he makes an exeption for me. His favorite god daughter.

"Hi Spence. I got kicked out of my biology class so can you help me with biology?" I asked. I know he would do all my homework if I asked.

"You of course I will" He said and smiled.

"I'm gonna go to Penelopes bat cave and see her. I'll be right back" I said and walked the stairs to penelopes office.

I knocked on the door and then walked in.

"How many times I have told that you have to wait for answers before y- Oh hi my beautiful Princess. Forget everything I just said. Come in" She said.

"Hi Pen" I said and laughed.

"What brings you here?" She asked

"Ugh. I got kicked out from my biology class because of my jeans. So can you maybe like do some digital stuff and get her fired?" I suggested playfully.

"Oh is she the homophobe?" She asked.

"Yeah. That's the one" I said. The hole team knows who she is because I complain about her all the time. Except mama. Jayje would literally kick her ass if she found out that she's homophobic and treats me differently. Mom already made complaints about the teacher and almost punched her once but that is a different story

"Oh this will be fun. But I don't want you to see this and have to witness in court" She said and motioned me to go away.

"Thank you Pen. Love you " I said and walked back to the bullpen .

I walked back to mom's office. She now has her own office since she became the unit chief when Hotch went to witness protection.

"Wheres Derek?" I asked Em and she pointed the coffee machine.

I walked to the coffee table and surprised him by scaring him.

"Ahhh" He yelled when I jumped in his back.

"Y/n don't do that. And don't tell anyone I just got scared" He said laughing.

"I saw that" Emily yelled from her office and Derek got embarrassed.

"I swear to god your mom has eyes on her back. She knows everything and anything that happens in this floor" He said.

"Yeah imagine what she's like at home. I once sneaked this girl to my room and we were making out. Mom just opens my door and says 'Hi Bella'. Like how tf she knows the girls name and how did she knew I had company" I explained

"Maybe she's an alien? By the way what are you doing here?" He asked.

"My stupid teacher sent me home because I have holes in my jeans" I said annoyed.

"Please tell me you stood up for yourself " He asked.

"Of course I did. Is that even a question" I laughed.

I talked a while to derek until I went back to moms office.

"Can I just switch schools? Or maybe I can be home schooled by the team" I asked laughing because I know the answer would be no.

"As much as I would like that we are so often in a different state that it would be impossible" She said and smiled a little.

"Yeah I know. I just hate that school so much. Everyone is so judgemental and I always get so mean comments there. I try to just not care about them but it's hard" I said and tears started to form in my eyes.

"Hey why haven't you talked about this to me or mama" She asked worried.

"I just feel like you guys are always at work and I don't want to bother you with my stupid life" I said now tears going down my face.

Mom walked to me and wrapped her arms around me. She held me tight.

"Y/n. Mama and I love you so much and I know we work a lot but we will ALWAYS have time for you. No matter what." She said. She held me and then mama came in the room.

"Hey what's going on?" She asked seemingly worried and walked to us and also wrapped her arms around me.

"It's just school stuff. I hate it there. Everyone is so mean" I said quietly. I didn't cry anymore but I felt save in my moms arms.

"Umm how about you take this week off and just stay here with us or at home and me and Jayje will get you to another school?" Mom suggested. I nodded a little.

I spent some time with my moms. I love them so much. They are so protective and supportive about anything I do. I couldn't ask for better.

After a while it was lunch break and the whole team and I went to this restaurant that was close by.
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A/n: This was supposed to be just hanging out with the team but for some reason my stories always have some crying in them.😂

But I hope you liked this!