Hi everyone! So, I got some questions and I'm putting them up.
Author: so this ones for Newt.
Newt: bloody get on with it.
Author: have you ever read a fanfiction about yourself?
Newt: what's a fanfiction?
Author: unmmmm. Its where someone writes a book about a movie or book they love.
Newt: but im not in a bloody book or movie.
Author: ...
Newt: ...
Glade: ...
Author: ... Anywayyy, you should read one...
Newt: *grumble*
Author: next is for Thomas.
Thomas: well considering how it's going, should I be scared?
Newt: probably
Author: HEY. Thomas, would you ever date Minho?
Newt: told yah
Thomas: um no...
Author: but what about thominho?
Minho: thominho? Who are asking these questions?
Author: Thominho is a ship name for you and Minho. A ship name is where you mash two names when you agree with a couple.
Thomas: I'm kinda interested in teresa.
Joanie: she's in a COMA
Thomas: it's okay, she's getting through some stuff. Give her space.
Author: okay... Okay... Next up! Minho!
Minho: no I don't think Thomas looks perfect in the glistening sun.
Author: ...that's not the question...
Minho: ...
Author: ...
Minho: ...I was just guessing
Newt: this is a train wreck.
Author: what vegetable would you be Minho?
Minho: a tomato
Thomas: ...
Newt: ... That's a bloody fruit
Minho: haha, just kidding... *cough* not really *cough* I'd be An eggplant.
Author: Oooh. Interesting. Why?
Minho: idk I kinda guessed. Don't make me think about my choices. It's not how I roll.
Joanie: yeah, I can tell.
Author: Joanie well you're up!
Joanie: just get it over with
Author: have you ever tried Nutella.
Joanie: WHO IS ELLA. WHO MADE THIS "SHIP" NAME FOR HER AND NEWT. I WILL SINK THIS NEWTELLA SHIP LIKE A GODDAMN PIRATE
Newt: *backs away*
Thomas: *backs away*
Glade: *backs away*
Minho: *struts in a sashay motion away*
Author: it's a food... It's not...
Joanie: oh... I have not tried it
Author: you should get it.
Joanie: how?...
Author: ask the creators, duh.
Newt: because "Nutella" is at the top of priorities.
Minho: says the one guy in the glade committed to a relationship
The world: ....*whispers* damn...
Author: okay... Before it gets any more intense... I will write a part two if I get more questions.
You guys have until tomorrow to write some more! Tomorrow, April 3, 9:00 sharp 👍.
I live in Florida so do the math on what time it is if you don't have that time. 😂😂
Byeeeee
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