Onceler x Reader Oneshots

gender neutral pronouns, let's get it

tags; established relationship, possible dysphoria (i am not going to give a super feminine swimsuit i promise), etc.

third person pov

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"are you almost ready?" they called across the house, packing the last of their items.

"yeah, just gotta find my guitar case!"

(y/n) rolled their eyes, leaning against the wall and waiting for the man.

thumping was heard as once ran down the stairs, way more energized than (y/n) could ever hope to be.

"oh my god, finally. you took foreverrrr."

"i'm sorry, i had a lot of things! can't we just go now?" he said, turning away.

"fine, fine, come here."

they pulled him down and kissed his cheek, causing him to fluster and turn a beautiful shade of red.

"i love you, dork."

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after four or so hours, they arrived at their location. they drove up to the condo they'd be staying in for the next couple days, parked their car, and hopped out.

"jesus fuck why did we pack so much, how are we supposed to get all of this in there?"

"y'know they invented those little carts for a reason, (n/n)." once-ler said, grabbing a handful of items and bringing them to the hotel-style cart he had somehow already found. 

in true (y/n) fashion, they rolled their eyes and put more items onto the cart, carrying the rest.

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"hurry up and get your swimsuit, we can go to the beach while it's still light out!"

(y/n) wore a swim shirt with some shorts, pacing back and forth.

"why do you always take so long, we have places to be!" they laughed, putting their hand on the door handle and jiggling it playfully.

once-ler opened the door, carrying his guitar once again.

"you do know that you are going to get sand all over that, right?"

he just shrugged and laughed, walking out the door with (y/n) trailing after him.

they stepped outside and ran to a nice spot, and after setting down everything they made their way towards the water. 

"god, if this water is super cold you can have fun with that." he said, scrunching his nose.

"don't be like that, it took you so long to get out here that you might as well stay!" they laughed, booping his nose.

he sighed and went about knee deep into the water, which was about thigh level for (y/n). 

"why are you so damn tall? this isn't fair!"

he laughed, splashing a bit of water onto them.

"loser, should have been a lil bit taller next time."

they rolled their eyes and shoved him, his twig frame falling into the water.

"HA! that's what you get!" 

their laughing was cut off when they too were pulled into the salty depths, rising and splashing all around them.

"where are you, you lanky cunt-"

they were splashed once again.

"oKAY BITCH C'MERE"

they chased once all the way to the shore, where he stopped suddenly.

"hey what the fuck, why did you stop i nearly DIED."

he turned around, hand on his neck.

"ah yeah, sorry about that it's just..."

he leaned down and pecked their forehead with a kiss.

"i think you looked really cute trying to splash me."

"you taste kinda salty though."

(y/n) shoved him again, laughing.

"why don't we go sit and you can play us some guitar?"

he nodded, and they sat there for a few hours before returning to their condo.

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finished :D this one was so much motivation to do, so thank you for reading if you're still here ;-; have a nice day/night/whatever! :]