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Before we begin, I have something to say.

If anyone asks, I started MarvelousMind. I'm the one who thought to ship a child and a caterpillar. I did this with intention and soon my intention will come to full power. See, I have a goal in mind and my goals sink or swim with the next Shazam movie. If I write these, people will see them, given the lack of Mister Mind based fanfics on this website before I came in that's what people will see, they'll read my works and regardless of if they like them I will be one the only people they see, and because of all that people will ship Mister Mind with Billy Batson.

There's a few things that could reasonably prevent this from happening. Lots of things just don't get popular but I'm going to try to fan the flames until my version gets popular enough to be referenced in the comics themselves. After that, I have no idea because I have no goals for after "crack ship based on headcanon gets referenced in canon." They sure as hell aren't going to make it canon so that wouldn't be a reachable goal.

Enough counting chickens before eggs hatch.

Here's your fanfic.

Billy Batson carried a jar and the lasso of truth with him. The scene was a gray grey blue ish planet near the edge of the universe. In the jar, a parasitic brain worm slept. He breathed in the cold air of the planet and set the jar on the dirt before opening it. He took his enemy out of the jar and wrapped the rope of gold around, making sure not to squish him. After he wrapped the rope around, he tried to summon his powers. Yet they didn't come. Which he had planned, as that was a test if his coworkers were correct about this planet.

Next test, he awoke Mister Mind. Mr. Mind awoke and almost immediately began threatening, "How dare you wake me up, you pathetic little Earthling human creature! I should have you rip out your own eyes for your crime against me!!" Then Billy Batson pointed out dully, "Then try, you do have mind control powers." The mind controlling caterpillar attempted just that but found he couldn't. He fumed bitterly, "What is this nonsense!? Why can't I use my mental domination against you!?!" The preteen in red hoodie frowned at the good news. He should have been happy that he could get answers.

Yet the thought of answers he didn't like weighted on him too heavily.

He wrapped the rope of gold around his arm as a display of trust, he answered, "I took us to a planet that will prevent us from using our powers on each other. Hopefully this lasso will work because I took us here to answer some questions honestly." Wasting no time, Maxivermis Mind quickly asked, "Do you have any weaknesses I don't already know?" The golden rope glowed a golden light as Billy answered rather flatly, "You already know all the weaknesses I know about." The little green caterpillar was crossed that he wasted a question when he already knew the answer.

Batson noted cheerfully, "You've asked your question. Now I get one. Do you actually hate me?" The lasso glowed with it's powers. Honestly the murder caterpillar looked unaffected by this as he rolled hie eyes and sighed, "Yes, I do hate you. You are the most annoying little prick in my side that I've ever had the displeasure of knowing. I hate you." This somehow disappointed the hero but he knew it as truth. The villain asked without hesitation, "Do you hate me?" The rope of gold glowed dim. Providing only of the very few lights under the dark purple skies. As there were no stars above.

The superhero smiled sweet and said, "No... I don't really hate you. You annoy me sometimes but I don't hate you. Sometimes we're even friends and I like being friends with you even if you aren't nice all the time" This made the supervillain very excited as he had gotten the answer he wanted. There was no moon so as it grew darker, there were fewer sources of light. All the stars were too many light-years away to be seen. The purple sky was truly pitch black now. The good guy tested more carefully, "Do you love me?"

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