Go to a planet near the edge of the universe and use the lasso of truth

Part 1

The rope glowed, letting them see each other in the dark. The bad guy attempted a lie, "What are you babbling about?! I couldn't possibly love yo..." The lasso tightened around him, glowing brighter. The goodie goodie tried again, "It's only going to get worse if you lie, tell me the truth. Do you love me?" The murderous caterpillar shrieked in pain, "Ow! Ow!! Fine, fine, you sadistic asshole!! I like you, are you happy?!!" The rope loosened a little bit. The goodie good glared at him and tried harder, "That wasn't what I asked. Do. You. Love. Me?"

The brain eating caterpillar looked away nervously and refused to answer. However the longer he didn't answer, the harder it got to not answer. He burst out, "I love you! I said it, I love you! Is that enough for you, "hero?"" Tears were forming but not because of physical pain. The rope had loosened to falling off. It was the truth. The 12 year old boy was shocked. He didn't know what he expected but it wasn't this. He nodded withdrawn, without saying any words. The baddie huffed out harshly, "Do you love me?" The good boy seemed unwilling to answer.

Still he did without need of pressure by magical items, "I don't love you. I want you to love me but I don't love you. I thought if you loved me then you could be a good person and we could be friends forever." The evil caterpillar glared death beams into his very soul. There was breathable atmosphere but no life so they had no worries of attack by wildlife on this planet. It's anti magic rocks and sand surrounded them, disabling their powers. They only had anti magic sand and themselves for company for millions of light-years. So it hurt more how that look looked.

The mass murderers hissed hateful, "You don't love me? You shove me into a jar to be imprisoned for the rest of my life, you sent me to the electrical chair and killed me, you ruin my life, you destroy everything I worked for... and you don't love me." The good doer looked away and rubbed the back of his head awkwardly. He was trying to think of a way to bring him down gently without lying. He also realized he would need to go home soon to return the lasso of truth to Wonder Woman. However this scenario didn't seem likely to be resolved so soon.

The evil doer stepped out of turn to ask many questions, "Did you plan to just string me along for the rest of your life, Billy? Did you ever consider how selfish you were being to demand me to love you but not love me back, so called Hero? How could you do this to me, Billy Batson!? Did you never love me at all this entire time!?!!" Each question added another pressure upon his peer. It hurt more and more. So at some point he had to burst out to stop it.

"I thought you would be my friend, I had no interest in "stringing you along!" I didn't think it selfish because I only wanted to help you! I loved you as a friend since I was nine but clearly that's not how you loved me!!" The tears poured out as the words did too. The mini dictator paused his questioning at the sudden dramatic realization. He had never really considered platonic love in this whole thing. It was something rare to him but then again romantic love was rare to him too. He was surprised when he heard his peer speak again, "You asked 4 questions and I answered them. Now I get 4 questions." The rope was roped around his foe.

The 12 year old asked eagerly, "Could you ever be a good person?" The rope glowed again and allowed them to see each other. The tiny alien breathed out in frustration, "I don't know and I don't think I can. I read in the book of the gods that I would always be evil so I assume the answer is no." So far the answers brought the PROTAGONIST more hurt then comfort. It seemed as if the answers would always be the ones he didn't want. "When you came into my room that night a few weeks ago and asked for something, were you saying something inappropriate?"

The parasite opened his mouth, confident that he could make a lie that would fool the rope, "Oh that's rather simple to answer, Billy. I came in to ask you to have sex with me because I figured... the stamina was... the first part of your... Damm this damnedable rope!!!" The human boy blushed bright red and stared at him wide eyed in surprise. The rope was still glowing so they could both see each other blushing. They turned away from each other and turn moreso their eyes to not look at each other. The glow started to dim as did the flushed blush faded too.

"My other questions are not even worth asking at this point. How exactly did you expect sex between us to work?!!" The preteen boy asked in near panic. The lasso of truth was golden in golden glow. The light alit and allowed visual to be seen. The bookworm thought it over and explained it, "Well I don't know how sex works for humans or my own species but... I thought you would stick your whatever humans even call that into me and that you would know enough how sex works to take it from there." The earth human sat in the gray blue ish sand and stared into the sands with a newfound horror.

The Earth Human Boy expressed his horror, "Every single extra question I've asked has taken me further from God." The Venus Caterpillar chuckled villainy villainously, "Oh Goodie, I was wondering when you would be corrupted enough to drop that goodie goodie two shoes BULLSHIT." The human boy glared at the pre butterfly with frustration at his enemy. He didn't need that right now. Especially not after everything he learned. Especially especially not after learning his villain had an attraction to him that wasn't purely safe for work.

He wasn't sure how to feel.

He felt a lot of things despite that.

He felt good about it somehow. He didn't like that.

He felt guilty and ashamed and wrong and gross. He figured it was correct to feel that way but didn't want to.

It was all conflicting and confused. Tearing him apart from the inside. Overwhelming him. Billy went to his third question reluctantly, "Why do you think I would know anything about sex?" The rope glowed golden again with it's powers. Maxivermis Mind tried to worm his way out and lied however he didn't lie, "Actually Billy, I have been watching you at night and noticed sometimes you touch yourself in the naughty and lewd ways... when you watch certain videos... Please take this accursed rope off me or better yet use it to hang me so I may escape this personal Hell."

"You've been watching me when I do that!?!!" Batson wasted his last question. The rope was still alighted. Maxivermis answered a little bit sadistically with a smirk, "Yes, I have. It's deeply entertaining to me and makes me feel funny inside in a good way. In fact, I like to make you think about me whilst it happens. I love hearing you "accidentally" moan my name and then look so ashamed with yourself after. I even enjoy entering your wet dreams and "playing" with them... Oh by the way, the reason I'm so happy to tell you this is because I know it make you SUFFER and you will never tell anyone as you Suffer in silence."

It was silent as they looked at each other. Billy Batson was still deeply horrified with his new information. Mister Mind was still smirking to himself as he enjoyed the suffering. Mr. Mind chimed a tune to himself, "♫~Now it's my turn to ask a question~♬ When you touch yourself in the naughty and lewd way, do you think about doing bad things to me?" Billy Batson forced out a lie, "No!" Immediately he grabbed the arm wrapped in the rope in pain. He grunted, "You know the answer, why are you making me do this?" The grin grew wider as the pest informed him, "Isn't it obvious? If you can't love me then I would rather watch you suffer in agony as you admit to every dirty little thing you ever thought about me."

"Now, confess every single little detail to me, worthless Earth Boy~♤ In fact... ♡~Show me!~♤" The worm delighted in his depravity.

He tried to not say anything but it hurt worse. Fortunately, a spaceship with a bunch of heroes showed up because Wonderwoman needed her rope back for something very important. So no full and detailed confession was made. Especially not by showing it physically.

The End!