Avengers react!

Agents of SHEILD

"Where in the actual world are we?" asked a man with a heavy British accent.

"You guys are all in a movie cinema, where you can come and react to certain scenes from your past, present, and future."

"First off, who are you?" asked Daisy.

"I'm Ruby, and I've brought you all here to prevent a mad purple grape titan from trying to make half of the population disappear."

"A mad purple grape titan?" asked the Chinese woman.

"Yeah, one that is gonna wipe out half of the universe, that guy is called Thanos, and I was thinking that you guys can help them out a little."

"Wait, you mean that we weren't there when all that terrible stuff happened?" asked the man with a very strong British accent.

"Well, you guys were off world from season 5 to 7, and the team are on Earth during the second half of season 5, and also half of the team went off world to look for Fitz, cuz he was lost when you guys were transported ahead of time to 2091, the Lighthouse. Well, that's what the show called it. And also Infinity War happened during the last 4 episodes of season 5, so you guys are a bit too busy to deal with an alien crisis."

"Okay..." said the blonde woman.

"Avengers, please don't freak out when you see a certain guy that should be dead, my ears can't handle that much screaming again. So, introductions, would you all please?"

"Leopold Fitz."

"Jemma Simmons."

"Grant Ward."

"Melinda May."

"Daisy Johnson."

"Bobbi Morse."

"Lance Hunter."

"Alphonso Mackenzie, but call me Mack."

"Antoinne Triplett."

"Lincoln Campbell."

"Elena Rodriguez."

"Phil Coulson."

"Wait what?" asked Tony, who has bulged eyes.

"Is this some kind of prank?" asked Steve.

"Nope, that's Agent Coulson, in the flesh, not dead at all."

"But Fury told us that you're dead..." said Bruce with a mouth opened so big that it could fit a whole donut into it at once.

"Thanks to TAHITI, which is NOT a magical place as claimed, Mr.Coulson here got resurrected by several drugs and surgeries. I'm not providing any further details, it's all too complicated."

"And it's kind of gross," said Fitz.

"Fitz!" sighed Simmons as she gave a hug towards Daisy again.

"So Agent here is alive this whole time," said Tony with an eye roll.

"Technically no, he did die for a few days I guess?"

"Wait, so he died," said Hope.

"Yep."

"For a few days?" asked Scott.

"How about y'all just ask the man who was resurrected cuz he is standing right in front of you?"

"Let's just say that this process isn't one that I'll want to relieve on again," said Coulson, "And who are you again?"

"The name's Ruby, and I'll show you guys some footage from your past, present or even future, but the stuff is mostly kind of funny."