couldn't make it any harder, fezco

JUNO was a not so undercover Swiftie. She adored Taylor and everything she did. No doubt did she hate her brother for fucking with Taylor.

She didn't really know what happened but there was a ten minute song written about it and Juno was invested. "I called you here for one reason. I want to know what you did to Taylor."

In the end he didn't really tell her, she didn't know if he had the scarf, if he still had the fuck the patriarchy keychain but she hated him even more for it.

The whole media and Taylors fan base hated him as well, so Juno relished the fact that she could verbally abuse him for it.

Her and Maddy were also not so undercover directioners. "They're all sexy but Zayn is a different breed." Maddy stated, pointing at Zayn in the night changes video.

"I'd let them all take me on a ride." She confirmed, flicking to the best one direction song. "Their best song is rock me, argue with the wall."

Maddy thought their best song was walking in the wind, great song but 'rock me solos.' She liked act my age as well, everytime it came on, herself and Maddy dancing around madly.

"I think I could pull anyone from one direction. And five seconds of summer." Juno agreed with Maddy, stating she could do the same, and they probably could if they tried enough.

"Honestly, in their prime in like 2014 anyone could pull five seconds of summer."

Juno was right, those boys would fuck anything with a pulse in that era. "But Luke lip ring era." Maddy chef kissed her hand and fell onto the bed laughing.

"Facts though. Their best song is English love affair and i won't take any criticism."

Maddy was also a giant Carrie Underwood fan, not that she'd tell anyone apart from Juno. And they'd scream and shout 'before he cheats' in Maddy's car all the time.

Their playlist with all of their liked songs on them happened to be 25 hours long and it ranged with all genres.

At 2 A.M one time, Juno convinced Ash to listen to Taylor with her, making Fez join in and they were successfully swifties.

And they would also smack talk her brother and all of Taylor's exes apart from Harry because Fez loved him. He claimed Harry was the best member of one direction and Ash thought Niall was the best, they then asked Juno and she said she liked them all. Which caused a big debate because apparently you couldn't like all of them the same, and then Juno exposed that she liked Louis the best.

The house was now more of a house of culture than before, whenever they weren't doing their drug thing there was either Taylor playing, One direction or their solo work which always made Juno laugh.

"I think I should buy you the Taylor Swift sweatshirt, I think it'd suit you so much." Juno teased Ash and he grinned.

"Really? I don't know if they have it in my size though-"

"I was kidding."

"Oh."