Stuck With The Vampires (Kol Mikaelson X Reader)

I woke up alone today, I looked to see that the bathroom lights were on, I'm guessing that Kol was in there.

I decided to just watch some videos and chill. I opened YouTube, and saw this video about Kolvina (Ship name for Kol and Davina), and yes, I do like Kol, but I have always shipped him and Davina, so I decided to click on it for cute moments.

But I scrolled down a little, when I meant to click on it, and saw this even better video, "Kol Mikaelson being Kol for 18 minutes straight" 

I decided to click on that.

I laughed at some scenes, and reacted at some. And I gotta admit, him and his old hair in TVD, he looked hot asf-

I could tell Kol heard me laughing

"Darling, who are you talking to? Sounds like a boy, and I will literally kill him if he is trying to get to you so.." he opened the door, he was wearing a shirt this time "..just let them know to back off before they regret saying anythi--" started Kol

"Kol, this is you. I'm just watching a video on YouTube about you being you for 18 minutes straight in the vampire series" I said

Kol smirked "Alr then" 

He then sped on top of me, taking my phone out of my hands and putting it on my nightstand. he leaned in for a kiss, and I put my arms around him, as I enjoyed the warmth of is lips, flipping him over

"Stop flipping us over, I like being on top" said Kol

"Too bad" I smirked

I then heard Siri on my phone, how the hell did she get activated?

"Y/n, hi! It's B/n. I know that you are kind of in the middle of something right now, but I promise you that this is funny and gross at the same time" said Siri

While I was listening, Kol took this as a chance to flip us over

"Ok, so. I was playing Roblox Mystic Falls (True story btw) and I was play fighting with one of my online friends, then this mortal wolf comes up to us, attacking us, thinking we are toxic. And when I choke him with my heretic powers, playing as Valerie Tulle, he says "Harder, mmmm, I like that. Harder mommy, mmmm" like, haha, omg my dirty mind went poof!" said Siri, or B/n.

I ran out of breath, trying not to laugh while I was kissing Kol, he went down to kissing my neck, and I said "Girlll, omg! That's literally gross and like funny at the same time. There are some real pervs out there, like be carefulll"

"Alright, please tell your friend to shut up now, I wanna enjoy this" said Kol, as he started to suck on my neck

"Kol, we can't have sex here right now. Like ok, you took my virginity, it's yours. Now we need to go down. Hey, I just got an idea, how about we prank the others by acting so lovey dovey" I started

"I'm liking that, but I wouldn't be acting" said Kol

"Me neither. Well, how about we be so lovey dovey, then I "accidentally" say another Mans name, let's call him Derick, and you just freak out, and because I can't take it anymore, we fake a break up?" I asked

"That sounds fun, but only if I get something tonight in return" said Kol

"You're asking for a bet?" I asked

"Yep, if Nik being Nik threatens to dagger me, you owe me shower sex after the prank, if he doesn't....." stated Kol

"Then I get I separate bed in your room, or most likely my own--" I started

"Nope, separate bed is fine, but you are not having your own room" said Kol

"Fine" I said

"Deal" said Kol