[Philophobia] ? Eric Cartman x Reader

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3:47pm • December 2nd

Finding Wendy wasn't a challenge, her beautiful silky hair and fashionable pink purple hat were easy to spot probably even from 10 miles away !

i found myself walking towards her without hesitation, despite the strangeness of her request, i felt no reason to worry. "Hi wendy!" i said in a cheery tone which got the attention of both her and bebe, who was already in her car.

"Hi Y/N! im so happy you didn't forget about this." she said with a grin "wenwen whats she doing here?" bebe said, leaning her head out the window.
"Nothing Bebe! i just wanted to talk to her about stan!" wendy looked over to Wendy to which bebe made an o face.

"what about him?" i said beginning to get skeptical, wendy inhaled than exhaled dramatically.. "i saw you two today, you were like.. so close but its weird cause its your first day here and i just - please Y/N stay away from him.." wendy said solemly averting eye contact.

"Oh wendy im sorry, I really have no interest in Stan. i see him as nothing more than a friend and I'd never wanna make any moves on him or anything, but i thought you were broken up?" i asked with my curiosity taking the better of me.

"We're on and off, but this ones been the longest.. by the way do you want me to drive you home?" wendy said, using her thumb to point to her pretty bubblegum pink car that I didn't know the brand or type of.

"Are you sure, im fine walking!" i said, just incase she had any second thoughts, truth be told she didn't wanna walk home in the Colorado snow but whatever..

"Yes im sure, take a seat!" wendy opened the back door and i gave her the directions to my house

the car ride was for the most part silent as i couldn't find anything to talk about, Bebe was on her phone while wendy drove, it was awkward and i was extremely uncomfortable but i was thankful. eventually we made it to Bebes house where wendy dropped her off since hers was the closest.

"Bye girls! ttyl!" She waved us off, i noted she frequently uses text speech outloud which can be a bit odd at times but suits her personality well in my opinion.

we once again started driving, "hey Y/N.. can i ask you somethin?" wendy started to which i hummed a confirmation "did stan say anything about me at all today..?" wendy said a bit upset

"No.. im sorry, he only mentioned you two had broken up." i anwsered honestly "Y/N i dont think i even like stan anymore" wendy confessed

"i haven't liked him for awhile and i dont think he likes me either. i dont know why im telling you this, but its just so weird." she looked like saying that had hurt her some how which was completely understandable.

"Then why do you want him back? you shouldn't tie yourself to one man while you're still young, you've wasted what, 5 years? of your life on him girl! move on!" i tried to be as supportive as possible but give her proper advice.

"I really dont know Y/N, i just really dont kno..oh we're here!" wendy said as we pulled up to my house. "Oh we are, thank you so much wendy!" i said happily

we said our goodbyes and i got out of the car.
coming home was definitely a bore as nit much was said or done besides the usual mother daughter interactions so i won't bother with all the details about that - so lets skip to the good stuff ;)

by 6:40am the next morning i was once again out of the house and at the bus stop.

"mornin' Y/N" kenny said with a wave as i arrived. i quickly noticed Eric hadn't been there

"Wheres Eric?" i asked with a frown getting the attention of the other 3 boys. "Uhh i donno maybe at home" stan said sounding unsure of himself.

"Did any of you check?" i asked crosssing my arms with a slight glare, nobody responded.