Bridgette: Would never stab anyone.
Courtney: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Noah: Yells "I won't hesitate, peasant!" first.
Gwen: Would stab without warning.
Leshawna: Would stab as a warning.
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Gwen: What do rainbows mean to you?
Noah: Gay rights.
Leshawna: There's money.
Bridgette: The sign of God's promise to never destroy the whole Earth with a flood.
Courtney: It is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops.
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Noah: Gwen is a strings kid. We must sacrifice her to the band gods.
Bridgette: Yes.
Leshawna: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.
Gwen: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-
Bridgette: What truce?
Noah: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.
Courtney: Wait, I'm a choir kid!
Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*
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Bridgette: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to?
Leshawna: Schrödinger's boys.
Gwen: Dang it!
Courtney: What about cracking open a cold milkshake?
Noah: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do.
Noah: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison.
Bridgette:
Leshawna:
Gwen:
Courtney:
Noah: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.
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Humor(discontinued) made this book bc I'm gonna be making a bunch of these XD includes object shows and HTF and MLB >:) imgettingparanoidagainhelpme :(
