Lexi's POV:
micm:
Marlene, your speech was so good!sandwich:
Oh, it was like I didn't even try. It was like improv-micm:
OH MY GAWD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMAAAAAAAHHHHHNTTTT!!!!sanwich:
CHRIS!grandpa:
yes?....sanwich:
IS THAT A WEED?!micm:
no it's a crayon-sandwich:
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
*dials in microwave*
"911 what's your emergency?"spider:
kid, I'm asking this from the bottom of my heart
what the fuck...micm:
Miss Keisha?
Miss Keishaa
MISS KEISHA?!
OH MY FUCKING GAWD, SHE FUCKING DEADgrandpa:
I'm not even gonna try...sanwich:
What's the hawtest uber driver you've ever had?arrow:
I never went to oovoo javerbucket:
really Clit? you too?arrow:
my name is-bucket:
I know what I saidmicm:
I thought you were bae
turns out you're just famspider:
so sad :(sandwich:
I sAw YoU hAnGiNg oUt WiTh kAiTlYn YeStErDaYmeme queen:
REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT U THINKsandwich:
I wOn'T hEsItAtE bItCh *sHoOtS*violet:
2 bruhs chilling in a hawt tub
5 feet appart cuz they're not
✨G A Y✨dash:
not u too WandaViolet:
fuck u and ur chicken stripsdash:
MY CHICKEN STRIPS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THISarrow:
just drop in and smack the ball like WHAPPOW drop down, smack BLAAGHpoor:
chill Idk why you're in a big time rush *theme song plays* WHO OH OH OH OHHsalt:
Tony, I thought u would choose a better vinepoor:
*offended*tictac:
OH sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make my sandwichsandwich:
go back to sleep and STARVEtictac:
*offended*violet:
BLAGHmicm:
AAAHH I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANTbee:
HI WELCOME TO CHILI'Smeme queen:
THIS BITCH EMPTYBucket:
YEETGrandpa:
not u too BuckBucket:
fuck ugrandpa:
language...micm:
u dumb fucking bitch
I'm gonna FUCK U UP
*runs in Maddy*meme queen:
METERIAL GWOORLL

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FanfictionAlexa Parker (nickname Lexi) is a 15 year old girl who is an orphan and lives with her aunt together with her twin brother Peter Parker. One day she was trying to text her friend Emily, but accidentally texts an AVENGER! That's where the drama start...