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29: vines and not the plant

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Lexi's POV:


micm:
Marlene, your speech was so good!

sandwich:
Oh, it was like I didn't even try. It was like improv-

micm:
OH MY GAWD WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE FREAKING COMPLIMAAAAAAAHHHHHNTTTT!!!!


sanwich:
CHRIS!

grandpa:
yes?....

sanwich:
IS THAT A WEED?!

micm:
no it's a crayon-

sandwich:
I'M CALLING THE POLICE!
*dials in microwave*
"911 what's your emergency?"

spider:
kid, I'm asking this from the bottom of my heart
what the fuck...

micm:
Miss Keisha?
Miss Keishaa
MISS KEISHA?!
OH MY FUCKING GAWD, SHE FUCKING DEAD

grandpa:
I'm not even gonna try...

sanwich:
What's the hawtest uber driver you've ever had?

arrow:
I never went to oovoo javer

bucket:
really Clit? you too?

arrow:
my name is-

bucket:
I know what I said

micm:
I thought you were bae
turns out you're just fam

spider:
so sad :(

sandwich:
I sAw YoU hAnGiNg oUt WiTh kAiTlYn YeStErDaY

meme queen:
REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT U THINK

sandwich:
I wOn'T hEsItAtE bItCh *sHoOtS*

violet:
2 bruhs chilling in a hawt tub
5 feet appart cuz they're not
✨G A Y✨

dash:
not u too Wanda

Violet:
fuck u and ur chicken strips

dash:
MY CHICKEN STRIPS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS

arrow:
just drop in and smack the ball like WHAPPOW drop down, smack BLAAGH

poor:
chill Idk why you're in a big time rush *theme song plays* WHO OH OH OH OHH

salt:
Tony, I thought u would choose a better vine

poor:
*offended*

tictac:
OH sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make my sandwich

sandwich:
go back to sleep and STARVE

tictac:
*offended*

violet:
BLAGH

micm:
AAAHH I COULD'VE DROPPED MY CROISSANT

bee:
HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S

meme queen:
THIS BITCH EMPTY

Bucket:
YEET

Grandpa:
not u too Buck

Bucket:
fuck u

grandpa:
language...

micm:
u dumb fucking bitch
I'm gonna FUCK U UP
*runs in Maddy*

meme queen:
METERIAL GWOORLL

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