Degrassi Script // Season 2

Emma: I'm gonna get you! I'm gonna get you!

Joey: Try it again. You can do it. Come on... You got it. Woah, that was a lot. More, more, come on. Okay, come on. More bubbles, more bubbles. Let's go.

Albert: Craiger.

Craig: Hey, Dad.

Albert: What happened to six o'clock?

Craig: I know, ah, I'm sorry. It's just, the light outside... Late summer... Incredible. And I just, ah...

Albert: Got distracted and missed dinner.

Craig: Yeah, ah... Dad, I'm sorry.

Albert: When I say six o'clock, I don't care how great the light is, you're home! Do you understand me? Just clean it up.

Toby: Man, grade eight was supposed to be ours. This is so unfair.

J.T.: I have no problem with an extended Degrassi. Way more fish in the sea.

Toby: What, you're fishing for a new babysitter?

J.T.: Dude, older women. Hot, sexy, older women. Just waiting to make me into a man, okay? This year, Toby. Just trust me. I know it.

Craig: Thanks for the lift.

Albert: Okay. Do you need a lift tonight?

Craig: No, no, I can make it home. I'll be on time tonight, okay?

Albert: Good. Good luck today, sport.

Manny: Is that the sound of your heart pounding? No, wait. It's mine.

Emma: Proof that summer is so overrated.

Spinner: Back at this dump for four more years. Four long years.

Jimmy: Look at this place. It's a zoo in here. Oh, look, there's one of the monkeys now.

Mr. Raditch: (over intercom) Good morning, students and welcome to Degrassi. If you're a new student and haven't received your new homeroom number yet, please see Mrs. Smith in the main office immediately.

Sean: Is Degrassi a high school and a blind school this year?

Craig: Sorry, man. I'm lost.

Sean: Buy a map.

Craig: Already got one. Not blind. Just...

Girl Student: Hey, boys. Who's the new guy?

Craig: Directionally challenged.

Girl Student: Hey, cutie.

Craig: M.I. lab?

Sean: Here, I'll show you.

Spinner: (mocking) "Here, I'll show you."

Mrs. Kwan: Closing down the high school was a last-minute board decision. Meaning we are not fully prepared for the influx of students.

Liberty: Will there be a separate student council? Separate video announcements? What about the Grapevine?

Mrs. Kwan: Okay, one question at a time. In the short-term, Degrassi's going to be a very crowded place.

J.T.: Small price to pay. Older women, younger men, very hot.

Toby: Older woman, J.T. Yorke. Very not.

Mrs. Kwan: Take a seat. You may even have to share lockers. See me after class. We're going to be covering "Ponty Pool Changes Everything" by Tony Burgess.

Mr. Simpson: Adding grades 9 to 12 is a great opportunity for Degrassi and for you guys. I taught you M.I. for the past two years, you get me for another four. Late night last night, huh, Craig?

Craig: Uh, very late night, sir. Kept waking up in anticipation of... well, this exact moment, sir.

Mr. Simpson: Yeah, well, save the zzz's for home, okay? Don't forget to pick up your textbooks in the gym. And even though today is a half-day, tomorrow is not.

Toby: Okay, and every second week, we'll take out lunches, old school stuff-

J.T.: Whatever you say, roomie.

Manny: I can't believe you guys volunteered to share.

J.T.: Aw, it's just our way of giving something back to Degrassi, that's all.

Emma: Yeah, or of destroying your friendship.

J.T.: Slow down.

Emma: How soon 'til we tell them we told them so?

J.T.: Now, I get the top shelf, all right?

Toby: Why? We said I got it.

J.T.: No, I get the top shelf because I'm taller.

Toby: Yeah, by, like, a millimeter.

J.T.: No, check this out, ready? Look. See? Way taller.

Hazel: Paige, your hair is fine.

Paige: Fine? I have a mullet.

Terri: What's a mullet?

Paige: That. Hairstyle of the trailer dwellers and fashion-impaired.

Hazel: So get it fixed.

Paige: Yeah, but that'll cost about eighty bucks. I have fifty put away, but my evil parents are insisting I clean out the garage for the rest. Hello? Child labor!

Craig: You know, there are laws against child labor.

Paige: Okay, thanks, Mr. News at 5.

Terri: Cute.

Hazel: Very.

Paige: Try deranged.

Ashley: Guys, hey! I tried to call you when I got back. How was your summer?

Paige: Anyway, about my hair.

Terri: Give them time. I'm sure they'll, you know...

Ashley: What? Forgive and forget? Right.