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Third Person POV:

When Natasha said dresses, she meant dresses. The group must have trailed through thousands of different stores filled with rails upon rails of designer and off brand dresses in different colours, shapes and lengths. Any girl would be able to find their dream dress in the sea of material floating around, but Max is not- She'd be much more comfortable in her jeans than some low cut, skin showing gown. Bobbi and May were no help either; they just kept picking up dresses and holding them in front of the teenager, growing slightly annoyed at her lack of enthusiasm and inability to choose a preference for both shade and cut. Honestly, as long as it covers her ass, she doesn't care. For someone who hates clothes in general, it was torture.

That was until they made their way into a store, she didn't even bother to look at the name of it as they walk in, Maxi trailing behind the three deadly women as usual. Nat pauses in front of a particular rack and starts shuffling through the different sizes, eventually pulling one out to show her foster daughter. It was beautiful.

The body of the dress was plain and black with a high neckline, the sleeves were made out of a black lace with delicate flowers blooming down the arms. The three adults share a look over the brunette's head as she takes the soft material into her hands, this is it. This is the one. She looks up at the redhead with a grin.

Tigger

Hold onto your horses because I am looking sexy as fuq.

Egomaniac

Sexy as what?

Tigger

Fuq.

Egomaniac

What the hell is a Fuq?

Tigger

It's what I am.

Egomaniac

That's not a real word kid

Tigger

It is. And if you look it up in a dictionary, there will be a picture of me.

Egomaniac

I can't look it up in a dictionary, it doesn't exist.

Tigger

Okay smartypants.

Meme Boi

Who's sexy as fuq?

Tigger

Me bitch. I got my homecoming dress.

Meme Boi

You did? Yes Queen!

Poptarts

What is this homecoming you speak of?

Tigger

It's an excuse for teenagers to dress up and dance terribly in their school's gym.

Poptarts

That sounds like good fun! May I join in this Midguardian tradition?

Tigger

Why not?

Feathers

I can think of a few reasons

Tigger

Hey! You're back! How was the trip?

Red

Awful. But thank you for the warm welcome

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