Welcome to Godhood || Technoblade + Child!Reader

Techno pushed the cart slowly, listening to Tommy's ramblings about the weird names they have for the food. Like how crisps are called chips, and how the biscuits are cookies, and how candy floss is cotton candy. Many people seemed to steer away from the two of them, mostly because there was a British person running around calling out the names and asking what is what. Only a few people, like teenage girls stayed where they were, they stared at Tommy and wondered who was the slightly taller brown and pink haired male that was pushing the cart was. But regardless, some people walked over to Tommy and asked for a picture, happy to meet one of their favorite streamers.

Techno was so close to just finishing what he grabbing and leaving him there until the store closed, but he had to take him home, the security would kick him out and Tommy would have no idea on which way was his house. He'd probably get kidnapped or something, only to be let go because he was too annoying for shot because of the same reason. A snort escaped his body because of this thought. He covered it up with a cough.

"Tommy, what was it that you wanted me to make again?" He asked, holding a package of sliced ham and turning to find Tommy.

Tommy was taking pictures with his fans, as expected. The fans thanked him before leaving, small squeals of excitement left their bodies as they walked away. He turned and looked at Techno.

"Oh, one of those, as shit, what do you Americans call it?" He tapped his chin, supposedly thinking.

"Pizza ring? Sandwiches?" He put the ham back down, pushing the cart forward again. "Some other food?"

"I forgot, but Pizza ring does sound good." Tommy said.

Techno paused. "Tommy, if I am going to be making something, make up your mind. I don't want to buy stuff and come back later because you forgot now and remembered later in the car back home. At that point, I won't turn the car back around."

"Understood Techno."

He sighed and put a package of sliced turkey into the cart. "Have you finally decided?"

"Yep! Pizza ring!"

"Good."

Another group of fans walked up to Tommy, once again asking for pictures. He accepted with a smile and posed for the picture, breaking out of it as soon as they put their phone down. He looked at the picture and gave them okay to post it anywhere they like.

Little did he know that Techno was now nowhere near him, and Tommy was now lost in the supermarket. Without a guide.

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Techno walked to the ice cream aisle, knowing you liking having some ice cream at random points during the day, mostly after dinner but before and after lunch worked as well. He put a few tubs of your favorite into the cart, adding one of his own favorite as well.

Slowly, as he continued walking throughout the store, he began to notice small things.

It was slightly quieter around him, there were less people, and there were no footsteps following after him.

He dawned on him on what was wrong a few moments after he walked into the spices aisle. Techno paused and looked around him, even backing up to check the aisles around to make sure.

Shit.

He just lost Tommy. And he was without a guide.