The Avenger's Assistant - A Percy Jackson Crossover

Growing Pains

"Ughh, what do you need?" Thor grumbled.

"Do you know how to reinstate the Mist? Or how to keep monsters from tracking your scent? For whatever reason, greek monsters are visible to mortal eye in the presence of Asgardians. A lot of our defenses have been sorta funky since Loki. Actually, since you first hurtled onto earth." Percy rambled.

"Don't you have your own gods to talk to about this?"

"I mean yes, but hell no. And I only have half of them anyways. And Zeus can eat my saltwater flavored--"

"Yeah, I get it, you don't like them. I don't understand how I can help."

"It's your fault. You fix it."

"I didn't do it on purpose. I don't know how to undo something that I didn't trigger initially." Thor explained.

"It was an accident?"

"You were an accident."

"Well, your mom seems to like me."

"Woah there, gentlemen. Heh, I made new popcorn." Korg proudly displayed his new bowl of popcorn.

"Not now Korg!" Percy and Thor growled in unison.

"Sorry, Korg, I just--" Percy pinched the bridge of his nose. Suddenly, his head shot up and looked at Thor. "Wait! you said you didn't initially trigger it, right?"

"Correct."

"Maybe it's not your fault. I might owe you an apology. Or I might not, and might still have a perfectly valid reason to loathe you."

"I loathe you, too."

"Aww, our first time saying we loathe each other." Percy clasped his hands together and batted his eyes.

"Fuck you."

"Shit, that was deep. Now, where were we?"

"You were going to apologize to me."

"A-ta-ta-ta," Percy waggled his finger in front of the thunder god's face, "only if it's not your fault." He begun to pace around Thor's living room.

"I have already assured you that it was not my doing. I may like you less than dog a likes the vet, but I have not sabotaged your greek magic."

"Well, if you didn't then someone else did. And they're framing you. Or your triggering it without realizing it."

"It is a possibility. Many people dislike me."

"I couldn't imagine why."

"Listen, demigod. This little mishap does not bother me and I do not have to help you. I wouldn't  be so crass. If you would like to sit down for a beer and talk like civilized men, I would entertain the thought of helping you."

"Fine."

"Very good. Now, is there anyone who would have it out for either of us, or both of us?"

"Ok, lemme think."

"That must be very difficult for you."

"Goddamnit, Thor!"

"You started it."

Percy was about to retort, but his phone rang loudly, interrupting his amazing (read: another 'your mom' joke) comeback. He exhaled in frustration and put a gestured for the other people in the room to be quiet. It was Tony on the other line.

"Hey?" He answered the call.

Thor and Korg watched as Percy's face shifted from annoyance to panic to elation in a matter of seconds.