?Updog? (Aren Kuboyasu X Reader)

S1 Ep17 Oh Wow

Soon another nose bleed happened. "God fucking damn it. Stupid fucking nose can't handle the dry air" They grumble an excuse to themself as a cover up before heading back to the bathroom.

Oh boy here comes the scene where the veiwer sees him shirtless while they change. The man is totally ripped from the neck down and covered in scars. Nosebleed count: 3

Next it was baseball time. And for once Y/N didn't get a nosebleed. Hooray! But his delinquent like actions from the way thta he swung the bat, to the way he squatted and gave a speech about not fighting like it was a sports drama almost had them there.

But soon it started raining and everyone was heading inside but Kuboyasu stalled a bit. He seemed to be squatted over something. Y/N went to check it out and HOLY SHOT WHO ABANDONED THIS DARLING PUPPY. "AWWW lil baaaaby" Y/N cooed as they nelt down to scoop up the puppy. It was the cutest lil chow chow oh god so cute. "Who would leave a sweet thing out like you in the rain? After school Imma take you home~"

Kuboyasu looked on in admiration as Y/N put the pupoy back inbthe box and started carring it to a spot were it wasn't raining. He followed along. "Hey Y/N" He looked at their nose.  "What's up with yhe tissues?"

"Oh the weather has been real dry and cold lately so ya know nose bleeds haha" They chuckled to themselves at their perfectly crafted excuse. "Oh well I saw you change those tissues out a couple times. Are you all right?" He seemed worried. He thought that someone was hurting his poor Y/N and giving them nosebleeds. "Yeah it's fine. But if the frequency of this continues I might needbto see a doctor" They set down the puppy. "Okie bu bye puppy Ill see you soon~" They cooed before heading inside with the others.

Kaido had seen the whole thing. 'Could perhaps the mean and touch delinquent who took on two guys with his bare hands like Y/N back?' He thought to himself before shuddering at the damage the two could do together as they teamed up. He had found a greater foe than dark reunion.

Soon the school day came to an end and Y/N happily dragged Kuboyasu back out to the spot were they put the puppy. And just their luck its still there. Y/N happily cradled the doggy like a baby. "Hi buddy Im gonna take you home and make sure your all cleaned up" They baby talke to the dog as the two started walking home. "And I think I'm gonna name you Lola. And I'm so excited for you to meet your big brother Charlie. He's a kitty cat but I assure you he's a lil sweetie pie who likes cuddles." Aww how sweet. "I only has you for less than a day Lola but I would to totally kill for you." Aww?

Suddenly the two heard some sort of commotion as they passed an allyway they saw their good friends Saiki and Kaido getting mugged by a group of delinquents and  it looks like their next. The sweet lil puppy Lola sensed the danger and immediately Y/N was ready to shed blood but before they could step any closer Kuboyasu put an arm out in a protective manner to prevent them from doing so. Aww he really does like them.

And although Kaido was warning them to run away Kuboyasu just went on with a speech about knowing what its like to be a delinquent while revealing his past and having the bullies drop like flies one by one. He didn't even have to look at them while he fought. It was so beautiful to see justice be served.

They ended up having a long discussion about it on their way home. After Y/N got some new tissues for another nose bleed of course. "So you knew?" He asked the dorky duo Y/N and Kaido. "Did you think you could decive my demonic eye?" The Jet Black Wings questioned. "Oh yeah I knew since the beginning" Y/N  remarked. "When you said 'sup homies' I just thought you were American. But then it was kinda obvious when you blew off writing 'waz here' on the chalkboard as an old habit" Y/N. "Then of course there wa the blaintent lie at the school festival were you showed up in blood claiming it wa ketchup even though ketchup doesn't have that color or consistency. An then there was that rock your brought in with the 'weird pattern' made of blood"