?Updog? (Aren Kuboyasu X Reader)

S1 Ep17 Oh Wow

Y/N continued on for a few more minutes before stopping, realizing they may have made him feel bad. "Uh sorry but ya know Im proud of you. For ya know putting that life behind that you wer basically born into to be a better person. But ya know you've been doing a pretty good job at being good and fitting in." They pat Kaido's head. "This dork didn't figure it out until this morning" Kaido huffed.

Soon Lola was barking "Aww poor baby must be hungy. Let's get you som nom noms" Y/N started changing their direction to a pet store and their friends accompanied them until Kaido and Saiki would be wisked away by Nendou to go on an a horribly cumbersome journey to a close ramen restaurant but at least Kaido will beat Nednou in hair hocky.

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It was just another day at ze cat cafe that Y/N worked at. Buisness was slow that day but it was fine  that just means they get play with the kitty cats. They laid down on the carpet and let the cats consume them in cat form B (The B stans for Blanket) "Gee you guys are stinky. We gotta get you some kitty breath mints so your fur will smell nice" Y/N chuckled.

Soon a ding was heard from the door and Y/N arose from the feline sea like a zombie rises from the grave. Luckily their fun was not cut short a their friends came to see them. "Hello friends~" Y/N chirped in ahappy manner none of them had ever seen before. "What can I do for Y'all?"

"We're here for jobs!" Nendou beamed happily. "All of ya? Well just hold on an lemme get you some papers and a manager."

After a careful process of interviews and filling out forms th boys had been awarded with a job and a cute ass uniform.

"Aww you guys look so cuuuute!" Y/N cooed. "My manager said since I know you guys they're entrusting me to train you because I know ho you think and learn. Im gonna teach you how to greet guests and seat them, take orders, serve food, bust tables, clean off menus, take care of the cat and make sure they don't escape, and most importantly how to deal with annoying entitled customers in a passive aggressive way yhat won't get you in trouble with the manager! ♡☆"  Y/N seemed a lil too eager to throw people out so they don't emotionally abuse the hard working people.

And after a fun training montage and them royally fucking up they had to be fired. "Sorry guys. I know I'm the one who taught you but stepping on the cats tails and accidentally spilling hot coffee on our customers is sorta your own fault."

Nednou seemed sad. "Great now Im never gonna be able to buy a present for my mom's birthday" Y/N pulled out their wallet. "Is that waht all of this is about? If you wanted money you could've just asked. I never spen the money I make from this job. I'm not in it for the money or for making people smile. Im in it for the cute kitty cats."

After they paid Nendou they left back to their position of being consumed by the sea of fur.

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Oh boy! Another day of sports! An today we run until we drop dead like a horse! Aka a 10 Kilo marathon. Y/N just hopes that they don't fucking throw up from cramping up because lets be honest they're dehydrated an they're not gonna stop so they can get it done an over with so they can nap on the grass.

Kuboyasu, being the gentleman he is of cours offered to be running buddies. To which Y/N responded. "Yeah if ya can keep up" was that a challenge. Soon the race started. "Try and catch me! ~" Y/N cackled before bolting off.

They had soon had caught up with Nednou and Hairo because if you ha forgotten they had gotten on the two's level during the physical exam. If Y/N can somehow mak them intensely focus on their competition or distraction they could spee right ahead. "HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL" Ooooh Y/N you play dirty. A soon a they looked they ran as fast as they could out of their line of sight.

They were the first across but that came at a cost. They ran over to a grassy patch afterwards and threw up from being over worked. Then they walked a yard away from it before passing out. Second place Hairo was ordered to carry them to the Nurse. Third place Nendou was still looking for the squirrel. And fourth pace Kuboyasu went to help Hairo with Y/N even though he doesn't need it but ya know he cares about them or whatever

[Updog ;)]

Fun fact: Much like famous YouTuber Markilpier Y/N is TOTALLY NOT a masochist. But even if they were it would totally be in general use.

For clarification:

mas·och·ist
/ˈmazəkəst,ˈmasəkəst/
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noun
a person who derives sexual gratification from their own pain or humiliation.
"the roles of masochist and mistress"
(in general use) a person who enjoys an activity that appears to be painful or tedious.
"what kind of masochist would take part in such an experiment?"