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"Let me save us." (MK)

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"Okay, so this clip is going to be about Steven, featuring a small cameo from Marc."

"Uh... not to be rude Mr. Steven and Mr. Marc, sirs, um... which one of you are Mr. Marc and Mr. Steven," said Peter slowly, "Cause... um... you two look identical..."

"It's okay kid, the one that has the British accent is Steven when talking, and the one who doesn't is Marc," said Layla, pointing them to Peter.

"Thank you, miss..."

"My name's Layla."

"Thank you... Miss Layla."

"Layla is fine."

"Clip starts now."

HARROW: So you really do work here.

STEVEN: Oh, God.

"Uh... who is that guy?" asked Steve.

"His name is Arthur Harrow, and he is a bad guy in this."

HARROW: I'd assumed Steven Grant was an alias. Imagine my surprise to find you here.

"Huh?"

"Uh... that's weird."

"What's going on?"

STEVEN: Excuse me, Ronnie. This man right here has been following me. Now, I don't know...

RONNIE: Praise Ammit.

HARROW: Thank you.

STEVEN: Ronnie, you're part of this? Mate, I don't have your bloody beetle. I swear. I...

"Poor you," said Wanda, sympathizing with Steven, who doesn't understand anything, just like her who doesn't understand her powers.

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HARROW; Oh, no. The scarab doesn't belong to me. It belongs to her. Do you know Ammit?

STEVEN: Do I know Ammit... No, not personally. Egyptian deity, right? World's first bogeyman.

"Who?" asked Steve.

"Ammit is a god of ancient Egypt, she is often depicted with the head of a crocodile, the front legs and upper body of a lion, and the back legs and lower body of a hippopotamus. The combination of these three deadly predators suggests that no evil soul can escape Ammit's annihilation. Ammit has also been depicted with other Egyptian gods weighing the heart of a person after they have passed, and this is where the destiny of a person is decided. If a person is deemed evil, Ammit will destroy the heart and the person is annihilated."

"How did you know all this? Do you excel in history?" asked Steve.

"You do know that there is a thing known as wikipedia on earth right? Besides, I've always enjoyed learning mythology in history class, and I've learned about ancient Egypt last year, I'm not such a bad student that I forgot everything in class. Okay, most of the stuff I have forgotten already, but oh well."

"Oh. Is wikipedia a part of the internet?" asked Steve.

"Steve, wikipedia is basically where you find specific stuff for things that you don't know man," said Sam, "We really need to teach you more about the internet."

HARROW: She was only the bogeyman for evildoers.

STEVEN: Right.

HARROW: She grew weary of having to wait for sinners to commit their crime before punishing them. Would you wait to weed a garden till after the roses were dead?

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