Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Self-Insert

Narrator POV

NEST CLASSIFIED OPERATIONS - DIEGO GARCIA

A helicopter flies towards an island. Then we are shown army men emptying themselves out of a plane and Optimus coming out right behind them.

"Autobot twins, report to Hanger Three."

Showing the twins existing out of a plane. Then shown Sideswipe and Ironhide existing out of another plane. We follow the twins as they go to be given new cooler skins.

"Present arm!"

We are then shown a helicopter landing and a feisty man shows a piece of paper to the guard at the gate. The helicopter then takes back off to where it came from.

"Director Galloway, what an honor. I'd love to show you around, but you gotta be on the classified access list," Lennox says to the feisty man(Yes, I have learned a few of their names, still don't know all of them.)

"I am now. Presidential order, Major," says the feisty man, as he slaps the paper to Lennox's chest as he passes, "I got a message for your classified space buddies! You guys made a mess of Shanghai."

"All right, so this is where we communicate with the JCS and this area serves as the Autobots' hangar."

"Secure link to JCS is up, Major."

U.S. Military Satellite

An unknown and obviously not man-made satellite approaches the U.S. Military Satellite. The unknown satellite has tendrils come out of it and attach to the U.S. Military Satellite. Many different sounds are given to the unknown satellite as it seems to be searching for something.

"Secure line to the Pentagon is now open."

"General?"

"Will, I saw the Shanghai op."

"We had a rough day out there."

"Yes, sir."

'We have intel that I believe warrants an immediate debrief. Now with your permission, I can't let you see him, but I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots."

"Proceed"

We are then shown a smooth transformation as Optimus takes a stand.

"You gotta wonder, if God made us in his image, who made him?," comments Epps to Gallaway.

"General, our alliance has countermanded six Decepticons incursions this year, each on a different continent. They're clearly searching around the world for something, but last night's encounter came with a warning."

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"'The Fallen.' Meaning what?"

"Origin unknown. The only recorded history of our race was contained within the AllSpark and lost with its destruction."

"Excuse me," Mr. loud-mouth feisty, in-charge human said, "with this so-called AllSpark now destroyed, why hasn't the enemy left the planet like you thought they would?"

"Director Galloway, our National Security Advisor, The President just appointed his liaison."

"Well, I guess I didn't get that memo."

"Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me. Coming through. Excuse me. Excuse me, soldier. After all the damage in Shanghai, the president is hard-pressed to say the job's getting done," feisty says to the camera, then turns around towards Optimus, "now, under the classified Alien/Autobot Cooperation Act, you agreed to share your intel with us, but not your advancements in weaponry."(this man has all the audacity, like he stole it from all the men in the room and then turned it on the one being he shouldn't have turned it on...)

"We've witnessed your human capacity for war. It would absolutely bring more harm than good."

"But who are you to judge what's best for us?"(experience is a thing, dumbass.)

"With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side in the field for two years."

"We've shed blood, sweat, and precious metal together."

"Soldier, you're paid to shoot, not talk."(Would have punch him right off, right then and there. No matter the consequence. Shit, would have shot him and said, "what? I did what he said...")

"Don't tempt me."(He wouldn't have to tempt me, would have already done it... >:u )

"And the newest members of your team. I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space, an open invitation to come to Earth, vetted by no one at the White House."

"Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway. It was vetted right here. And in my experience, the judgment of both Major Lennox and his team has always been above reproach."(proud dad/boss moment)

"Well, be that as it may, General, it is the position of the President that when our national security is at stake, no one is above reproach. Now, what do we know so far? We know that the enemy leader, classified NBE One, aka Megatron, is rusting in peace at the bottom of the Laurentian Abyssal, surrounded by SOSUS detection nets and a full-time submarine surveillance. We also know that the only remaining piece of your alien AllSpark is locked in an electromagnetic vault here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world."(Who the fuck, says things so specifically. Like WTF man..... You really just put your arm out in front of the hungry lion...)

"Decepticons, we have located the shard."

"And since no one can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after, well, there's only one clear conclusion!(not really, there could still be about another 10 conclusions... man, just admit you are specist(racist+Species), like you might as well...) You! The Autobots!(actually, they were after the things that you just told the precise locations of... so congrats, I guess?...) They're here to hunt you!(The look that Optimus gives this man is giving me life. I wish Optimus would just go feral and kill the man...) What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?(Us humans, I mean, we give good reactions and screams.... so....) 'The fallen shall rise again'? It sounds to me like something's coming. So, let me ask, if we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?" (Welcome to the audacity bank, I'm sorry to tell you, but one man came in and used up all of the audacity we had left. You'll have to wait until next month.)

"Freedom is your right. If you make that your request, we will honor it. (complete definition of a 'saint', like...... dude, why are you taking so much crap...) But before your President decides, please ask him this. What if we leave and you're wrong?" (Good for you old man, add that little bit of sass while you can. Dude, I may mostly root for the Decepticons now, but I love moments like this.)

"That's a good question."(I fucking love the attitudes of both Lennox and Epps)