Aaron T. x Aaron Z. - One-shots

Art credit: Unknown (If you know tell me).

3rd person POV:

It was 8am, and Z stood in his living room pulling out his phone. He dialed Robaire's number and called him, after a few rings he picked up.

"There is some guy passed out on my couch."

Robaire laughed, "You're having a better Christmas eve than me then."

"Not funny."

"So, did you call me to brag or what?"

"No, I'm here to complain."

"Even worse."

"I just said that there is a random person I do not know, asleep on my couch."

"And then I said: you're having a better Christmas eve than me then."

Z scoffed, "You are useless."

"Okay, so what's the issue?"

"There is someone I don't know asleep on my couch!"

"You don't know him at all?"

"Well he's my neighbor."

"Okay, so you hooked up with your neighbor, not sure what his has to do with me."

"He knocked on my door last night, and I'm sure he was drunk. He got half way through his sentence before he threw up all over my floor, so I told him to go sit down while I got medicine and when I came back he was sleeping."

"I'm still having a worse Christmas eve,"

"I don't really think you can top this."

"I'm stuck in my apartment building with Jesse because we're snowed in, and no one's key cards are working because the power is out."

"Why am I just now hearing about this?"

"Because you only care about yourself."

"Anyway, this is a perfect time to catch up with him."

"Yeah, I will do nothing of the sort."

"Is he still mad?"

"From the glares he's giving me, yes."

"That was back in high-school, I don't know why he's still mad. Start a conversation, is it just you two?"

"Okay, stay out of my business and worry about the dead man on the couch."

"Hes not dead."

"Are you sure?" Z went quiet.

"Instead of worrying about me, check that you aren't a murder."

"I didn't kill him."

"Stop talking to me about it, you'll make me an accomplice."

"If he was dead you'd help me move the body right?"

"I'm pretending like you didn't say that."

"If he was dead, and I killed him, you'd be more than willing right? You'd help me hide the evidence and everything wouldn't you?"

"I really do not care for you at all."

"If you were more willing to move dead bodies, you'd have more friends. But actually, go talk to him. I'm gonna go deal with my neighbor."

"Yeah, fine. Updates in a few hours and whoever is in a better situation has to buy the other dinner."

"Deal." Z hung up and put his phone back in his pocket.