one day you're in walmart looking for greenbeans for something idk, you hear a voice that sounds hot i guess
Deimos: Do you sell walls here mine broke
Store employee: please leave me alone you've been asking me for the past 40 minutes and every time I say no
Deimos: Ok cool but do you sell walls here
store employee: Please- for the love of god leave me alone
you look at the visor guy hot-ly ask that employee if they sell walls, you walk up to him
Y/N: H-Hi, What's your name.? I'm Y/N...
Deimos: Hi Y/N I'm Deimos and I'm trying to see if they sell walls here but they keep telling me game instructions... This store is so confusing.
Y/N: Yeah this store sucks ass wanna go out?
Deimos: omfg really? You wanna go out with... ME????????!??!!!!!!!!!! But but why pick lil ol' me when there's hotter guys like my friend Sanford that I totally didn't sleep with last week I mean what.
Y/N: ...
Deimos: YOU GO OUT WITH ME EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE 100X HOTTER THEN ME:?????
Y/N: Yes, The way you were talking to that employee who is now having a mental breakdown was so hot please go to wendy's with me
Deimos: OMFG YES, Are you paying?
Y/N: Uhh..
You don't actually have money and was planning to steal greenbeans
Y/N: SURE!
You both make it to Wendy's and order stuff idfk
Deimos: zamn shawty the way you uh... live... is so hot im literally drooling like it wont stop please help it wont stop im doing to drown in my fucking drool
Y/N: I think you should probably get that checked out.
Deimos: but I'm spending time with the hottest shordy in the world like you're so fucking hot I think my eyes are on fire I dont have eyes but it burns IT BURNS AAAAAAAAA
Y/N: You're literally on fire and half drenched in spit, are you okay?
Deimos: *fucking dies*
Y/N: OMFG HES FUCKKHNG DEAD WHAT OMG
sooo romantic ikkkk
