Deltarune Oneshots (DeltaruneXReader)

Ez clap x2 knight_of_zodiac

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Y/n: Die.

You had just finished a battle with an enemy that had popped up on your land, and even though the enemy was unarmed, you still reduced it to nothing. You unsummoned your weapon and dusted your hands off before going into the tower that was next to your house. You went up the tall tower's red staircase and when you reached the top you took your binoculars out and scanned the Dark World for any more enemies that were on your land.

You were about to put your binoculars down when you saw an enemy running through the forest next to your land with 4 figures following it. So you went back down your tower and kept an eye out for the enemy and 4 figures as you watered your flowers at the front of your house. Once all the flowers had been watered the enemy came running out of the forest and bumped into you.

You stared at it with an evil look in your eye as it looked up at you while shaking and sweating. You took your red axe out and grinned evilly at the enemy before hitting it on the head with your red axe which made it instantly disappear.

"Hey! Thanks for the-! WOAH!" The 4 figures had come out of the forest as well, but you stopped them dead in their tracks by shooting an arrow at them from your red bow.

Y/n: I did not do it for you, it was simply on my land like you are, so leave.

"O-Oh! W-We don't mean any harm-" said a darkner in green robes.

Y/n: I don't care if you don't mean any harm, leave.

"O-Oh, s-sorry." the green-robed darkner said as it started to back off, but got stopped by a purple lightner lizard that was standing behind the darkner.

"Who says we have to leave?"

Y/n: I do.

"And what if we don't listen to you?"

Y/n: Then you'll never see the light again.

"..." The purple lizard remained silent.

"M-Maye we should just go, they're not up for conversation."

"Hmm, no no! They look like an enemy! And do you know what we do to enemies!?" said a human lightner in silver and bronze armour whilst taking out a red sword.

Y/n: Do you know what I do to trespassers? Human.

"H-How do you know-?"

Y/n: I always know.

"Enough of your creepy talk! You're an enemy and we hunt enemies!"

Y/n: I'm not the enemy, you are, you're the one who's on my land.

"Kris, get your sword ready, we'll do our special attacks with our swords."

Y/n: So, if I'm the enemy, are you gonna attack me or-?

*The battle begins!*

The other human lighter that was only in silver armour drew their sword and stood out onto the grass from the forest where they were standing previously. The human light in bronze and silver armour did the same with the purple lizard then following. The green-robed darkner sighed and joined them.

Y/n: Just you 4? Alright, guess you guys first or something, I've never done this before, so don't go crazy.

"You've never done this before?"

Y/n: No, I'm not into violence, I just water my flowers over there.

You gestured towards the red flowers that were in front of your house as you acted all peaceful.