Trust no one: It gets weirder from here

Today (outfit 56) all of us myself my friends, my siblings Wendy and the gang were laying in the cemetery looking up at the clouds deciding what they all were. Until a cloud came in the shape of heart shaped hot air balloon. Oh yeah, I almost forgot I said sitting up its that time of year again isn't it I ask Wendy.

What day? My siblings ask me it's the Woodstock festival all the up and coming country bands will be there and including the Love G-D. Wendy swipes Tambry's phone out of her hands to show Dipper and Mabel who we were talking about. We all freak out when we hear a strange moaning noise, the gang chants at Thompson to go check it out since no one else would. All: Gaze upon death, gaze upon death!

When we look in we see Robbie in an open grave crying over his and Wendy's break up still even though he really needed to move on from her, and we'd kind of been getting worried since we hadn't seen him in what felt like a million years. Tambry decided that she didn't like the cemetery anymore that it used to be cool but now it was all depressing and stuff, as cemetery's should be.

Dipper had admitted that he'd never been to a concert and Wendy said that it was because he never had a cool crew to roll with and now he did. Yeah, this will be awesome! You know how long its been since my last concert?! Like 8 years before I disappeared. Well girl now we really have to go dude Wendy says playfully punching my arm. But while everyone else tries to leave Mabel refuses that even though it is still Robbie I agreed with her that he still deserved love and he deserved to be happy.

When we got back to the shack Wendy was apologizing to us about what we had seen and Mabel said that all Robbie needed was a new girlfriend to take his mind off of Wendy and that Dipper hadn't wanted her to get involved because without Robbie there was a nice social balance in the group and he was excited to actually be hanging out with Wendy and her friends because we were cool.

Mabel said romance was like gum it will lose its flavor and then you put another piece in. Speaking from real life experience as she pops a bunch of gum into her mouth, but love isn't exactly like that unless you're a player and have a new flavor of the week like every week. But Mabel its not that easy. Wendy tells her. And I agree with her even though as you put it once before Mabel us 3 are couples goals or whatever.

Mabel tells us about how she's never had an unhappy customer with her match making skills she had gotten Melody and Soos together who are still together in long distance and she paired up Gompers and Waddles together and made them have a wedding. But to Wendy Robbie was a hopeless case. She took that as a challenge to be accepted. With no intention to fail, that failure was not an option.

Outside Stan was putting a rainbow wig on a white gorilla. When he saw the hot air balloons and people looking like hippies pull up and he wanted Soos to shut the shack down and hide his shirts before they could be tie-dyed. But Soos tried to get him to see that it could be good to have these people that they could be new costumers that he just had to appeal to young people. And the young people apparently like hot air balloons. He looked at the stuffed animal....

Farrah? He called for me. Be right back I told my siblings while I watched Mabel head outside and go somewhere to something that I hope I wouldn't have to get involved in. Yes Stan? Present for you fixed it up myself. He said tossing me the stuffed animal he'd been sewing the rainbow wig on as he got started on making his own hot air balloon. Thank you, I love it. I smiled hugging it close to my chest, I'll take good care of it. Ok kiddo whatever you say he chuckled ruffling my hair in affection.

At Robbie's house Mabel was surprised to find out that one his parents were super cheerful when this whole time she thought he was raised by sad wolves and that they were funeral directors, then they offered her to come inside the house, turns out there's a very good reason Robbie didn't talk about his parents they were very intensely cheerful.

After talking with his parents Mabel goes upstairs to Robbie's room where he tells her that none of the Pines family are allowed in his room because Dipper ruined his life and Mabel said she was gonna fix it, that she'd always thought he was a creepy jerk kind of like rat poison and then realized he just needed a good matchmaker to find him a new girlfriend that she'd make him happy or double his sadness back guaranteed. Robbie only agreed so that she'd leave his room.

Mabel decides to get Tambry and Robbie together since no one else was good enough, but it wasn't going very well when they met up at the diner after everyone had left Thompson's to go get ready for the concert while Dipper had been the one to suggest sneaking cheap snacks into the concert by taping them to Thompson who would do anything for anybody. But when Mabel saw she was failing that's when love G-D came in and made love happen.

She asks the love G-D about his magic and she makes him make a snake and badger fall in love then asks how he does it then he says he uses love potions one was red for love one was pink for summer romances and the other was a blackish purple for anti, he got distracted when a women came over to ask him to sign her face and then they started kissing and then Mabel barrowed the love potion to put on some fries to give to Robbie and Tambry to make them fall in love.

She thought everything was ok now but inside Thompson's garage we were all ready to go but we were waiting on Tambry but then Mabel said Tambry was with Robbie and that made everyone angry Nate liked her and Robbie knew it Lee was mad that Nate told Robbie but not him Thompson wanted everyone to stop fighting since this group was all he had, and Wendy was mad because Tambry was dating her ex behind her back and then they left and Dipper was upset because now he couldn't go to the concert and Thompson was mad because now he didn't have anymore friends.

Its ok bro you can hang out with us we're all still going. Right guys? Sure thing it was gonna be really crowded to make everyone in the group go anyways we'd like it better if it was just us anyways. Jack shrugged. Dipper was upset with Mabel that she used a love spell to butt into Robbie's personal life and that they had to break them up or there would be no more group. And we couldn't have that.

At the concert the gang still won't go to the concert once we get there because they don't want to walk around seeing Robbie and Tambry being all couple-y and Stan and Soos made a hot air balloon out of Stan's face that read I heart kids and Dipper and Mabel and Jack, Blue and I went to love G-D tent to get the anti love potion to fix everything only to chase us away with the anti love potion to help our friends and go crowd surfing and then he throws something at Mabel to make her see all her ex crushes that now love her and stuff.

And all during that chaos something blue hits me some kind of heartbreak potion I think. Farrah watch out! My friends call to me but then 7 figures appear as I fall onto the ground unconscious. Jack, both Bill's Stan my siblings and HER! First it was my siblings and they were angry with me that they didn't trust me that I was evil and they should've never trusted me. Then Stan who said he didn't love me that he had to protect my siblings from me because I was too dangerous. Then Jack who gave me this sad look that he couldn't keep doing this that he couldn't keep going back and forth to and from me all the time that he really had his guardian job to do that if it were up to him he'd choose me over his work but that he had to choose his work and that he was breaking up with me that we couldn't be together anymore, then the two Bills surrounding me.... Infinity what happened? Dream me telling him that Jack broke up with her and them telling her to be their queen and role with them instead, then the Bills morphed into one. I told you I'd always be there for you Infinity, he reached out my hand and then said in a demonic voice that he told me that I was evil and that there was no good side to him, and then my evil self laughed in my face as my dream submitted to Bill to role over the nightmare realm and she did it because this time she was heartbroken not because she had hurt those she loved but that they had hurt her instead.

As tears streamed down my face I was glad that pretty much from now on I wear my False Mist because otherwise I'd be in my mermaid form. But I wouldn't wake up. Everything went on repeat in my unconscious state as I cried and cried twitching and squirming all the while as my friends stood my by side. What was that, that was thrown at her? Jack asked. Well my guess would be since it was some kind of love potion and she's crying that it was the heartbreak love potion.

Why is she unconscious then? That IDK we need to get her home. Jack picks me up and carries me as we go home and they place me in bed, but all the while still at the concert Mabel had been tricked into giving the anti love potion back but then the hot air balloon falls on him and he gives up while Mabel almost sprays the anti love potion at Robbie and Tambry she decides not to because they are so happy and Robbie thanks her for it, and when Thompson gets chased by the police for having outside food brought in his friends cheer him on and everyone is happy.

Wait! Dipper stops the love G-D before he leaves to do his rock performance thing. What was that you threw at our sister? What color was it? Blue. That must be the heartbreak one. He rubs his neck look I gotta go kid nothing against your older sister she didn't do anything but she'll get over it, trust me it will pass. See ya.

After all that Dipper and Mabel rush back to the house and find my friends with me in my room as I lay on my bed. Blue trying to use his magic on me to wake me up or at the very minimal give me good dreams. He disappears inside my brain since I'm asleep and makes Jack come inside too. We gotta find Farrah and wake her up. How? Farrah? Blue calls for me. Farrah? Jack calls back.

When they hear all the chaos surrounding me all the figures turn to face them both. Farrah wake up its not real. They remind me. I cry and I cry and keep crying. They don't really know what I saw or heard but they know it can't be good. Think of it as just a bad dream Infinity. It's not real. Not yet my evil self laughs at us. Get me out of here! They elope me in a big hug and I awake with a scared scream and jolt as tears don't stop going down my face. I'm immediately eloped in a big group hug minus my siblings.

You're ok now Farrah it wasn't real whatever you saw it will never happen. Wanna tell us about it? If I say no am I gonna be forced into changing my mind anyways? No Jack laughs brushing back my hair, not this time. Then no and you're just gonna have to respect that. Ok kid you know we'll always be here for you if you do. But for now, sweet dreams. And remember we will always love you.