Avengers react!

"I have the tingle thing, just not for bread." (NWH)

"Who is that?" asked Natasha

"That's a variant of Peter Parker in another universe."

"Wow."

"Cool, so... we're treating multiverse stuff are normal now. Cool," said Sam, "Totally not knowing how to deal with it."

[She throws a pillow at the variant Spidey, hitting him square in the chest.]

Webb Peter: No, no, no. It's okay, it's okay. I'm a nice guy.

[Despite the hero's protests, she runs off. The second Spider-Man takes his mask off, revealing the face of Andrew Garfield. At this point, the hype thrusters of many film fans detonated. He holds his hands out in front of him, getting his bearings]

"Nice face," commented Daisy.

"He's... charming," said Simmons, looking at the big screen, Fitz glancing at her with a look of betrayal on his face.

"Ok, to be fair, he's ok," said Bobbi, Hunter looking at her with the same look of betrayal on Fitz's face.

*mutters* you can't deny that andrew garfield looks handsome

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

Webb Peter: Okay...

MJ: Who the hell are you?

Webb Peter: I'm Peter Parker.

MJ: That's not possible.

Webb Peter: I am Spider-Man... in my world. But then, yesterday, I was... I was just here. Wow...

[Webb Peter begins backing himself into a corner near the fridge, counting off his fingers while a variation on James Horner's "Main Titles / Young Peter" from The Amazing Spider-Man plays in the background.]

"Y'all look creeped out," commented Daisy.

"A guy just jumped through a portal wearing a spiderman suit, which looks hauntingly similar to the one my boyfriend had. So no, I'm a tiny bit creeped out," replied MJ in a flat voice.

Webb Peter: String theory... Multidimensional reality... And matter displacement. All real?

Ned Leeds and MJ: Yeah...

Webb Peter: Knew it!

"Am I the only one who is... confused?" asked Kate.

"No Kate Bishop, you're not the only one," replied Yelena, eating her ramen.

"Why am I still surprised that shit like these happen?" grumbled Bucky.

"Because you are still an old man from the 40s who got brainwashed for 60-70 years or so, it's pretty hard to understand and accept stuff like that," said Sam with a smirk.

"Shut up pigeon."

"No you shut up old man."

"Seriously, what is it with all that multiversal stuff that is going on? It's like everything went shit after Natasha and I died? It's almost as if shit went down after Thanos died," grimaced Tony, while Wanda winced at the mention of Natasha's death.

"I don't know anything but I'll miss you~ Betty, folklore, Taylor Swift. Stream this album guys, also Speak Now Taylor's Version comes out on July 7th with six vault tracks!!!"

"What the fuck-"

"This conversation took a turn."

"How did we suddenly go from talking about multiversal stuff to Taylor Swift?"