A Star of the Most Tainted Kind

Five guys had asked me out! Five! Did word not get around that I'm not going to some childish dance!

"Are you ok?" Asked Emmett, "You're visibly showing anger...not that it's a bad thing it's just not you..."

"I have told five different guys I am not going to the dance! Five! Does word not get around that I'm not going!?" I yelled.

He chuckled, "Guess not. Though why aren't you?"

"It's a ridiculous school dance that makes absolutely no sense. Dances used to be in celebration of something and a way to up social status or to worship a god or communicate. Now it's a terrible event that..."

"You're going to the dance." Said Rosalie, linking my arm with hers.

"No I am..." I started.

"Yes you are." Said Alice, linking my other arm, "And we're going dress shopping soon. You already went shopping with Emmett so now it's my turn."

I groaned, "Please no! I already turned down everyone who asked me! And I don't even wanna wear a dress! Actually, I'm not wearing a dress. I'll wear a fucking suit who cares about it the damn lesbian jokes. I'll make em for real and take a chic."

Emmett tried to cover a laugh while Rosalie looked horrified. Alice tilted her head though, "You won't go with a girl, but you will wear a suit." She sighed, "And I had the perfect dress in mind."

"I'm not going. I don't do dances." I scowled.

"Edward is going to convince Bella to go." Said Rosalie.

I scowled and looked at the sky, "God hates me."

Emmett chuckled, "So now you're going, better hurry and find a date." He teased.

"You. You're my date." I said.

He raised an eyebrow, "Forward aren't we!"

"Does it look like I give a shit?" I asked, raising an eyebrow right back.

"Alright, but you have to wear a dress on our senior trip." He said.

"What could we possibly be doing that constitutes me wearing a dress?" I asked.

"We eat at rather high end places so that's probably it." Said Alice.

"Like Hell! I can't afford that..." I started.

"Nope, we're paying." Said Rosalie.

"Who gave you permission?" I scoffed.

"It's in thanks for the sunscreen. Just think of it as us paying you back." Said Jasper, walking over, "Really that stuff is worth it's weight in gold to us."

I glared at them, "You all hate me. Fine. I'll wear a damn dress. But only once!" I said to Emmett, "And it can not be pink, orange, or yellow."

"Done." He said, "Now we better get to class."

"Look at you being responsible." Teased Alice.

"No, if we miss any more days without a doctor's excuse we have to do Saturday school." I groaned.

"You've only been here a month." Said Jasper.

"Yeah, I'm surprised it's taken this long." I said, "Anyways I've got to go annoy my twin, Bella!"

I caught up with her and said, "What's this about you going dress shopping it's Jessica and Angela?"