TMF ?Randoms?

{NOTE}

Just incase y'all didn't know, The Squadfam is basically just The Jomies plus Hailey, Milly and Stacy! :)

Also, this chapter contains random ships!

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Milly: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know!
Stacy: In a beehive the male bees, or drones, die immediately after they mated with the queen.
Milly: OK first of all, that's enough! Second of all, WHAT THE FU-
Hailey, standing behind them, traumatized: ...And there goes my sleep-

Liam: So how would you like your coffee?
Stacy: As dark as my soul.
Liam: ...
Stacy: ...
Liam: So a vanilla latte with two teaspoons of sugar and whipped cream?
Stacy, tearing up: Y-yes please...

Henry: Name one thing that you guys are better than Jake at.
Drew: Video-games.
Hailey: Being on time for events.
Milly: Emotional vulnerability.

Jake: Wow Milly, these Halloween decorations look great! How did you manage to get all that fake blood?
Milly, sweating nervously: You wanted fake blood...?

Drew: I'm gonna take you out!
Hailey: Like- Fight me or on a date?
Drew: Which one do you prefer?

Liam: Y'know Henry, you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet.
Henry: What do you mean? Like H I J K L?
Liam: No, like U R A Q T.
Henry, now super confused: Huh??
Milly: That oblivious motherfu-

Drew to Henry: So I just got Jake's new phone number, but I don't know what to call him...
Jake: I know what you can call me!
Drew: What?
Jake: Yours~ *winks*
Drew, a flustered mess: ...

Henry: Guys, what does ADHD stand for again?
Milly: Arrival of Death and Huge Destruction.
The rest of The Squadfam: *Horrified*
Milly, confused: What?
Stacy: A-actually it stands for Attention Deficit Hiperactivity Disorder...
Henry and Milly: OH-

Liam to Jake: Hey, how much money do you have?
Jake, checking his pockets: uh... 69 cents.
Liam: Oh, you know what that means~ *Smirks*
Jake, crying: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets!

Drew: I want my partner to be smart, strong, independent-
Stacy: *Accidentally steps on a caterpillar, immediately kneels next to it and starts apologizing non-stop*
Drew: I want that one.

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Okay I think I'm gonna end it here for now because my hands hurt... Also, I've added some of my own incorrect quotes in here!

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