No one Pov:
"STOPP." "I'll stop if you just explain it to me cause I don't-" "Would you please just drop it?" "All right alright fine fine fine, consider it dropped, dropped its on the ground." "Good." The topaz snake and the wolf stirred their coffee cups as they were at the coffee shop, having a hang out seemingly normal. "I mean come on! Everyone loves birthdays!" The wolf said as the snake groaned in annoyance of that statement. "You got decorations, you got balloons, parties, and cake!" The wolf said as he drank from his cup.
"Look. I don't need presents, I don't want decorations, and I'm not a cake guy." The snake said as he shrugged. "You don't like cake? Name one other food better than cake..?" "Guinea pig." The snake smiled widely just saying it and held out his fork sadisticly. "Oh, again with the Guinea pig. If I blindfolded you, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a skunk and a Guinea pig." "Wrong!" The snake said as he put a tablespoon of sugar in his coffee. "Snakes have impeccable taste buds. I can taste AIR." "Air?" "Yes. Air." As he said he tasted with air and savored the taste. "I don't know, uh, they're a little...cute for my taste." "That's what makes them so delicious, your just not eating food, you're eating pure goodness. It's not about the pig, it's about what it symbolizes on a deeper level." The snake explained as he got closer to the wolf to make more of a point. "So...you can taste air..?" The wolf said completely ignoring what the snake said. The snake sighed in annoyance. "What else?" "You know what, forget about it." "Can you also hear color? Can you see sound?" The wolf joked as the snake rolled his eyes.
The wolf kept teasing him as the snake just rolled his eyes in annoyance. "Alright alright. Get it all out now." The snake said as he started to throw an object out of his mouth. The object was a clock as he held it up in front of the wolf. "Look at that. 4 pm. Now I know the exact moment our friendship died." The wolf chuckled and smirked at him. "Let's bounce." "Yup." The snake then swallowed the clock back down his throat and followed his friend to the exit.
"Tastes like uh, your gonna stick me with the bill. Again." The wolf frowned at him. "We'll it is my birthday." "So now you play the birthday card that's interesting." As they walked up to the desk. People shook in fear. But why though? Was it because it was a wolf and a snake in a coffee shop? Seems like the most reasonable answer.
"Can we get a check please?" The wolf asked only to meet an empty desk. "You know what? We're just going to leave the money right here. Okay?" The snake shook his head and smiled as people hid in fear. "You know the one thing good about this place?" "What?" "We never have to wait for a table." The snake stated as he pointed to the scared crowed of people in the corner. The snake then teased the crowed by scaring them more with a fake snake attack which he chuckled at, then noticed the mints on the counter and swallowed them whole. "Sorry folks. Im switching into decaf." The wolf said. Both the snake and the wolf looked at each other and smirked as they both were about to walk out the door. "All right. Let's do this." They said at the same time, and opened the doors.
Immediately as they both went out, there was havac in the city. People screaming, running, hiding, getting into accidents just seeing the two predators. The snake and the wolf both walked up to a bank and went up the stairs. "Guinea pig..huh?" The wolf asked. "It's the rolls Royce of rodents." The snake stated. "Yeah, but it's still a rodent. Know what I mean?" The wolf then opened the door. "Don't mind us just robbing this place." The snake then saw where the loot was and slithered on to the left while the wolf followed behind him. The two then grabbed a vault and some bags and crashed through the window, and slithered to their car. They smirked at their success. "Go bad?" The wolf said as he held his fist up to the snake. "Or go home." The snake said as he head butted his fist. You see...these are the bad guys.
Wolf Pov:
Hey you...get over here. Little bit closer...Ohhh I know what it is. Your afraid..cause I'm..the BIG bad wolf. Well uhh I'm not surprised, I am the villain in every story. "Isn't that right Mr. Snake?" He chuckled at what I said. "Yep." Say hello..to Mr. Snake! Serpentine snake cracking machine. Magic Houdini but with no arms. Kind of guy who'd tell ya the glass is half empty then steal it from ya. He's also my best bud. "And todays his birthday." I smiled as he frowned in annoyance. "Not relevant." "He's a sweetheart. You're a sweetheart. Me and a certain someone I know can agree with that." He rolled his eyes and looked at me. "That SOMEONE is more annoying then all of you combined." I then heard sirens and we know what time that is. "We'll look who's here." "Took them long enough." I stated and sped faster.
We then we're about to pass some spotlights. "Watch this. Three. Two. One." And just like that, the spotlights turned green creating a path for us. And over here is Ms. Tarantula. Our in house hacker, our pocket search engine, or traveling tech wizard. We call her webs. "Very slick webs." I said as she got into the car. "I also took over the police dispatch, blurred their satellite imaging system, grounded their chopper, and one more thing~" She smirked as she pointed to Snake. I think he caught her drift. "You didn't.." just like that, the delivery driver came up to us with a cake in house. "Happy birthday Mr. Grumpy Pants." "I think I hate you."
We then drove to a construction site where one of OUR construction workers blocked the path for the cops. Ran in and jumped into our vechile. "Guys. It's me! I was the construction worker!" And this, is Mr. Shark. Master of disguise, apex predator of a thousand faces. His greater trick is stealing the Mona Lisa DISGUISED AS the Mona Lisa. Dig that. "Watch it big tuna, I'm trying to work." Snake said as he was cramped by him. "Keep it cool baby. Birthday should be chill." He said as he put a birthday hat on him.
And rounding out to the last two. Is Mr. Piranha. He's a loose cannon with a short fuse willing to scrap with anyone or anything. He's brave, he's fearless, uh, who am I kidding he's crazy. As he came through the roof of our car spitting out some Spanish I'll need to read in a dictionary. "Um. Pirana. Aren't we forgetting something?" Asked Webs. "What?" "The present..?!" Butted in Shark. "Oh! Um..of course I didn't forget." As he said this he farted. "You know you fart when you lie." Said Webs. "What. No. I fart when I'm nervous." "Yeah nervous about lying!" We all then looked at him in fear as he was going to throw a big one. "I'm sorry!" He said as he released. I opened the windows so we could cough out of it.
"So, who's gonna get the present now?" Asked Shark. Right then I noticed a certain someone coming with a motorcycle. "We'll I think we all know who's gonna save our butts this time." Snake then groaned in annoyance as we all watched a motorcyclist driving to our window. "Hey guys! Don't worry got the present, knew SOMEONE was going to forget." She said pointing at Piranha. "Why do you always have to come up with another dramatic entrance?" Asked Snake. "Aw, getting tired of them? I'll have to come with something better I guess." Just when she said that more cop cars came up. "Anyways hold onto this present will ya? Oh, and this helmet while your at it." And rounding up to our last member is Ms. Coyote. She's the brawn of our whole system, mistress of combat, but not just any combat, dance fighting. She has to listen to music in order to fight. We call her CC. She then jumped through the window of the car leading to the motorcycle crashing. "Not another motorcycle stolen.." I said. "Oh and forgot to mention, she's a little sister to me!" I teased as I ruffled her fur. "I'm only a year younger then you." "Yet, you act like a crying child." Butted in snake. "Ouch dang I'm hurt, oh wait, this is the same snake who keeps complaining about his birthday like a teenage girl." The gang laughed as I chuckled. Yeah these two hate each other for some reason. But you know what I think? Don't tell them. But I know they love each other. Or they will.
Yeah the whole gang is eccentric, but when your us you don't exactly win popularity contests. Do I wish people don't see us as monsters? Sure I do. But these are the cards we've been dealt with so we might as well play them.
"Jackpot!" Snake said as he managed to open the vault with his magic. Just like that green started to fly. I pulled up and stopped the car at the police station making the vault fly out empty in front of them. Snake looked awkwardly at them as he chuckled nervously and shut the door. "Wolf, what the heck are you doing?!" CC asked. "Are you crazy?" Piranha added. "Your one to talk." CC commented silently. "What? I just wanted a longer car chase." I shrugged while leaning against the window. "It's the best part."
We waited for a couple minutes to see an familiar friend of ours come storming out. "Webs, hit it!" As she put our song on and we all put shades on. "GET THEM!" We laughed as we raced away from them.
Yep, that's our crew. Meet...the bad guys.
