Monty python's Holy grail 2: Lost in time(canceled)

After Arthur and his knight narrowly escaped the black beast of Ahh, the group had finally reached the bridge of death. They had been searching for more than a year, and now they were closer than ever to the holy grail.
Galahad: There it is!
Arthur: The bridge of death!
Robin: Oh, great.
Arthur: Look! There's the old man who informed us of this place.
Bedevere: What's he doing here?
Arthur: Of course. He must be the keeper of the bridge of death. He will ask each of us five questions-
Galahad: Three questions.
Arthur: Three questions. He who answers the five questions-
Galahad: Three questions.
Arthur: Three questions may cross in safety.
Robin: What if you get a question wrong?
Arthur: Then you are cast into the gorge of eternal peril. So who will answer the questions? Robin?
Robin: Or, hear me out... we sent Lancelot.
Lancelot: Yes. Let me go, my liege. I will take him single-handed. I shall make a feint to the north-east that s--
Arthur: Just answer the five questions-
Galahad: Three questions.
Arthur: Three questions as best you can and we'll watch and pray.
Lancelot: I understand, my liege.
Arthur: Good luck, brave Sir Lancelot. God be with you.
*Lancelot walks up to the bridge keeper.*
Bridge keeper: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
Bridge keeper: What... is your name?
Lancelot: My name is 'Sir Lancelot of Camelot'.
Bridge keeper: What... is your quest?
Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge keeper: What... is your favorite color?
Lancelot: Blue.
Bridge keeper: Right. Off you go.
Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
*Lancelot goes across the bridge of death.*
Robin: That's easy!
*Robin goes up to the bridge keeper.*
Bridge keeper: Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
Robin(in confidence): Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
Bridge keeper: What... is your name?
Robin: 'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
Bridge keeper: What... is your quest?
Robin: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge keeper: What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
Robin: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
*Robin gets launched into the gorge of eternal peril.
*Galahad walks up to the bridge keeper.*
Bridge keeper: Stop! What... is your name?
Galahad: 'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
Bridge keeper: What... is your quest?
Galahad: I seek the Grail.
Bridge keeper: What... is your favorite color?
Galahad: Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
*Galahad falls into the gorge of eternal peril.*
Bridge keeper: Hee hee heh. Stop!
*Arthur walks up to the bridge keeper.*
Bridge keeper: What... is your name?
Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridge keeper: What... is your quest?
Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridge keeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridge keeper: Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
*Bridge keeper falls into the gorge of eternal peril.*
Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.
Arthur and Bedevere walked slowly across the bridge of death above the gorge of eternal peril. On the other side, they met up with Lancelot.
Lancelot: Where are the other two?
Arthur: Unfortunately, they didn't make it.
Suddenly, they all heard something from behind. It was Robin and Galahad climbing back up.
Bedevere: Robin! Galahad!
Robin: We're not quite dead.
Arthur: But how?!
Galahad: We managed to grab onto a branch in the gorge.
Bedevere: We can't be far from the grail.
And so Arthur and his knight moved forward until they finally found a boat. It took them to their final destination: The castle of Augh.
Arthur: Our quest is at an end!
Robin: God be praised!
*Everyone leans.*
Arthur: Almighty God, we thank Thee that Thou hast vouchsafed to us the most holy--
Suddenly, they heard a noise. Like a sort of 'twong'. They looked up and saw a sheep falling towards them.
Sheep: BAAAAAA!
Arthur(in terror): JESUS CHRIST!
*The knights duck down.*
The sheep fell past them. Then they looked up and saw a French guard looking down at them.
French guard: Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!
Arthur(in anger): How dare you profane this place with your presence! I command you, in the name of the Knights of Camelot, to open the doors of this sacred castle, to which God Himself has guided us!
French guard: How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser! So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.
*The knights go up to the entrance in rage.*
Arthur(in rage): In the name of the Lord, we demand entrance to this sacred castle!
French guard: No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!
Arthur(banging on the door in rage): IF YOU DO NOT OPEN THIS DOOR, WE WILL TAKE THIS CASTLE BY FORCE!
Suddenly, someone from above them dumped a bucket filled with defecated matter onto them.
Arthur(in anger): In the name of God and the glory of our--
*Someone above drops more poop onto them.*
*French guards laugh.*
Arthur(in anger): Right! That settles it! Follow me!
*The knights start to walk away from the castle augh.*
French guard: Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!
Arthur: Just walk away. Ignore them.
French guard: And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced bugger-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!
*The French guards continue to taunt the knights.*
Galahad(confused): What exactly is your plan, my liege?
Arthur: We shall attack as soon as we return.
A few hours later, the French heard a noise. They looked over towards it, and saw a whole army of knights coming towards the castle. Then they stopped so the French could get a good look at who was in front: Arthur and his knights of the round table along with Patsy.
Arthur: Men! Today the blood of many a valiant knights shall be avenged. In the name of God, we shall not stop our fight till each one of those French fiends lie dead and the Holy Grail returns to those whom God has chosen!
*Knight army cheers.*
Arthur: CHARGE!
Arthur's army charged at the castle of augh and bashed down the gate. The bodies of many French men and knights fell as the battle progressed. Arthur and his most trusted knights along with patsy made their way all over the castle until, finally. They found the largest room in the castle. In this room, on a pedestal, stood their greatest treasure: the holy grail. But then, a French guard came into the room holding a strange looking devise.
Arthur: What is that thing?
French guard: This is the latest invention of war: the musket! It fires metal at high enough speeds to pierce human flesh and bones. One shot in the right area is all it takes to kill you.
Bedevere: Interesting. Where did you get it?
French guard: I found it.
Bedevere: Your found it? In our times?
French guard: What stupidity are you talking about?
Bedevere: That musket seems too advance to exist in this time.
French guard: So? You think people burn because their made of wood. It's a miracle that this exists at all.
*Bedevere and the French guard go on about the musket.*
Patsy: Reminds me of those guards talking about swallows and coconuts.
French guard: That's enough! Let's end this!
The knights were ready. The guard was ready. They were going to fight. Suddenly, something odd happened. There was a sort of crackling and shattering outside. The knights ran off to see what it was. There was a giant portal opening in the sky. Suddenly, a bolt of lightning came down from it, and it was heading for Arthur and his knights.
Arthur(in terror): RUN AWAY!
But before they could even turn, the bolt struck them. It didn't kill them, but instead it started to pull Arthur, Bedevere, Lancelot, Galahad, Robin, and Patsy into the portal. They were all pulled into the portal, but Excalibur was dropped. The knights and Patsy were on the other side of the portal when it closed up.
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So, I had this idea a while back while I was watching Monty python and the holy grail, so I decided to make a fanfic about it. I only changed a few things to make this story possible. Also, all of the characters except for the ones that you don't recognize from the movie belong to Monty python.