A New Addition

Skorpio 1

The group groaned and commented over each other until Cyril out cried the crowd and said to Lana "Lana, I want you to call or text me at the top of every hour and I'll call or text at--"

Before he could finish his sentence, she said "Yeah, I'm gonna be kind of busy, hon."

He then said back "Well, it's all on the schedule..." That was in his hand. She then pushed the button and said in a fake worried tone "Oh no! honey the doors are closing."

As the two were going down the elevator they talked.

Lana "So, your conference wouldn't be for control freaks who have to micromanage everything?"

Mallory lightly chuckled "What? No! That's why I'm---But you be careful of Skorpio. he won't hesitate to kill you."

Lana commented as she took out her phone to see the message "Unless I get smothered to death first." She opened the message to see a sad dog and 'Miss you already! Love, Cyril.' At the bottom of it.

The leader of the agency looked over and muttered "Oh, well that's just pathetic."

Back in the offices they went to do their work that was assigned by Ms. Archer.

Pam commented "You know, I think we're making some progress."

Cheryl looked to her while leaning against some boxes "Where? In opposite land world? We're never gonna finish all this." She looked to the rest of the group.

The blonde woman commented "We can if certain people would help." She glared at Cyril, Archer, and Krieger.

The bearded mad scientist was behind a wall of boxes and spoke confidently "I'm sorry are you addressing me? because your authority is not recognized in fort Kick-Ass."

The auburn hair woman groaned "Ugh. Mr. Archer, you could help."

Archer rested about on his makeshift throne while talking with Cyril "Hey, I'm helping Cyril." he said to her while telling the man in glasses "Text her again."

He said while texting on his phone "I am. if you'd shut up."

Archer kept pushing "And really pour out your feelings."

Y/N was doing what he could to help with the new server installation. 

Pam interjected "Don't listen to him. He's just trying to-"

Archer shouted, "Shut up!" and said to Cyril "Cyril, bare your soul."

The masked man lightly chuckled while shaking his head. He went and did a good bit of work done. He took a deep breath while sitting in fort kick ass with Krieger.

The smotherer was continuing to text until Pam snatched it out of his hand and holding it away from him.

He whined while reaching for his phone "Give it to me...Pam, now I'm serious."

She said while pushing him back with one hand "Cyril, goddamn it. You're smothering Lana."

Cyril balled his fists and said in a higher broken voice "Pam, I will hit you in the face!"

Where she used the hand that she was holding him at bay with and slapped him across the face.

He yelled "Ow!"

Y/N laughed and took the drink Cheryl handed over.

Archer with his drink in his hand "Don't listen to her, Cyril. You know, if there's one thing women totally love, it's to be smothered by men."

Cheryl chuckled and pointed at him "Like you know."

He retorted back "Or choked, in your case."

Pam "Cyril trust me. Give her some space."

He looked back worried "But why hasn't she called? I mean what if she's in danger? Or-Or..."

Archer went on a small rant as Cheryl pulled Y/N away into a utility closet.

Nikoli said while rummaging through the cooler "Kroshka, leave that to your field agent. Why must you always micromanage?"

Mallory spoke to Nikoli while sipping on a drink in her small boat and spying on the yacht Lana was in "I don't! And if you recall, I used to be an excellent field agent."

He looked up from the cooler and said in agreement "Da, is why I fall in love with you."

She let the binoculars down and said while reminiscing "My god, Kolya, we were so young."

Nikoli nodded "Young and in love. And in Berlin."

She moved slightly while going on "On that magical, moon lit night, beneath the bridge of spies."

His voice grew lightly harsher "The night before you break my heart and disappear for nine months."

She spoke gently and said "Kolya, there's something I've been meaning to tell you." Before she could finish her sentence, she took a sip from her drink and immediately spit it out. And shouted in a shrill voice "What is in this drink?!"

He chuckled and explained "Oh, Sorry. Is ice from cooler Somehow it got butter all over it." He continued to rummage.

But there was a woman screaming from a distance.

He looked back up from the cooler "Hey! Don't be queen of drama."

She yelled to him "That wasn't me, you idiot!" She looked through her binoculars and saw Lana being carried off over the shoulder of Skorpio.

She said to herself "Oh dear god..." She then typed a number on her phone.

(A/N Should Y/N go instead of Archer to help Lana with the mission?)