A New Addition

Y/N kissed her one last time before pulling back. Cheryl smiled and pulled on his tie "Grr...Fuck this is so good." She pulled up his collar and lightly bit on his neck.

He felt his phone ring and vibrate. The masked man quickly answered it as Cheryl continued on while putting her hands through his clothes and rubbing his back "Ms. Archer...Hello is there anything you need?" He used his free hand to lightly choke her.

She yelled into the phone "Lana was caught by Skorpio and was captured. Please I need you there asap!"

Y/N stopped "Right away." He kisses Cheryl "I got to go help Lana out." 

The auburn-haired woman sighed "Be back soon hon... And see if you can rope her in."

He looked confused but walked out of the utility closet and rushed to get a few weapons and gear. But saw Archer walk over.

He had a drink in his hand "Hey man...Where you are heading off?"

The man in a wet suit and scuba gear answered, "Going to help Lana on the mission." He walked over and patted him on the shoulder "We'll do a job together soon enough. And tell the others." He went out and then went to the mission.

Archer did so.

He called Mallory back while in the water "I'm here...It'll be done soon enough." He hung up and plunged underwater.

He got near the ocean floor and was met with three scuba divers with spear guns swimming over. He took out his knife and tried to get closer. Swiftly dashing through the water and driving his knife through his neck and took the spear gun. But was shot through the thigh. Blood quickly seeped into the water and floated to the surface. He Shot one through the skull and break the last one's neck.

Pam said as she was looking through the files "Seriously. Are you people just bailing on this whole assignment or what?"

Cyril shouted to them "Who gives a gosh damn about that!? Lana's captured or maybe even..."

She interrupted to him "Rescued! Kenny Crybaby."

Archer lightly laughed until he got a phone call. Cyril swiftly rushed and clawed to the phone to be met with a light shove "It's from Y/N..." He answered it.

He listened and only said through the whole conversation "Mhm...Yeah...Hell yeah! Be right there." He dashed out and rushed off. 

Cyril cried and pleaded with him "What did he say!? What happened to Lana!?"

Pam calmed him "Come on...Cool it. Y/N probably already went double -o- ninja on Skorpio's ass."

Krieger yelled "WHA-CHA!" as he handed Pam another drink. And quietly said "Karate sound."

Cyril responded in a calmer tone "You really think so?"

Cheryl took a sip from her drink and said in a sultry voice "Cyril, right this second, he's untying Lana right now..." She sat up a bit "Taking off her ball gag, and she's looking up at him into his (c/e) and parting her moist lips..."

Cyril narrowed his eyes at her "Wait a minute."

Pam looked to her "Yeah, hang on, crazy pants."

Krieger shouted, "Let her talk, woman!"

The auburn-haired woman continued "As he takes her in his arms....throws her down and!"

Cyril said in a trembling voice "Oh my god!"

She yelled and moaned while doing a thrusting motion "And then unh, unh!"

He then clasped his hands over his face and began to cry at the thought of it.

She went on while thrusting and moaning "Unh! Yeah! Oh, Yeah! That's Right! Give it to me! Unh!"

The blonde-haired woman sculled her "Damn it, look what you've done. Shouldn't you be off cooking a rabbit somewhere?"

The bearded man commented "I've got some in the lab." 

She stopped "I mean, maybe it's not that. But there's only one way to find out." She grinned as she waved her phone from side to side in her hand.

He snatched out of her hand "Give me that."

Archer was on his way to the mission but met a familiar flight attendant and said to her as he took a drink from the tiny bottle of alcohol and burping "Wanna join the mile high club?" He grinned.

The flight attendant rolled her eyes.

He said to her "Promise I don't have the ping pong paddle with me." with a long sigh.

As Y/N was sneaking into the ship a loud ringing went off and alerted to people in combat gear and chased over. He quickly hung up and went to fight them. 

Cyril exclaimed while crying "Y/N! Y/N! YYYYYY/////NNNNNN!!!!" He clung onto a box.

He called back and Cyril swiftly answered it "Y/N! Where is Lana!?"

Y/N moved his phone back while squinting "I don't know where she is...So you have to give me a minute." He hung up and looked down a t the two corpses and dragged the two somewhere else and changed into one of their clothes.

He took a deep breath and put their mask on too.

Archer arrived and swiftly went over to the mega yacht and used suction cups to climb up. He grumbled "Swear to god. Lana better be dead on a slab or begging for mercy on a vat of acid or a shark tank or--" he made it and saw her "Drinking champagne in a bikini!?"

Lana looked to him and dropped her glass and yelled "Ah, screw me!"