Random Oneshots

So, as the title suggests, this is Hermitcraft and other MCYT characters, and a sprinkle of OCs, but it's among us. This is also the first time I'll be showing my self-insert/persona, Jacaranda. Since this is Among Us, it has TWs. TWs: Murder (Not Permadeath), Blood, Censored F-bombs, Cringe OCs, Ghosts, Possession, and (at this point) Minor Gore. TWs may change in later parts as the weirdness continues.

 Grian was really trying his hardest to think of a minigame to start chaos. It had been too long since Secret Fools' and he was getting bored. It just didn't feel like the right time for the next iteration of Tag, though. He looked around Spawn Town to find inspiration. He saw a tiny statue that somebody had made. It really just looked like a blob with legs.

That was the inspiration that Grian needed. He would build Among Us on Hermitcraft. He flew off to find Mumbo, to tell him all about the great idea.

"MUMBOOOOO JUMBOOO!!!!!!!!" Grian shouted, coming to a landing.

"Oh, hi Grian," Mumbo said, nonplussed.

"I have just had the greatest idea in the history of all ideas!" Grian bounced around excitedly.

"Are you going to tell me this idea or just keep pretending to be a kangaroo?" Mumbo asked.

"Rude!" Grian playfully sighed, then finally said, "I'm going to make Among Us on Hermitcraft. And you are going to help me with the redstone, because I would somehow explode something."

"How would you even play Among Us?"

"Well, first we build the ship and make it look super cool, and some redstone stuff for the tasks, then we play Among Us! We can secretly draw straws to see who gets Impostor, then we play and the Impostor tries to kill everyone before getting voted off. We'll just respawn, so it'll be fine! We could even play multiple times, depending on how long each round lasts."

"How long do rounds last?"

"Depending on how easy and quick everything is, somewhere between an hour, and 11 months."

"WHAT!?"

"Not that long. I just really wanted to make that reference."

"So, how long would it actually be?"

"Like 5 minutes to a week?"

"That still might be a while."

"Well, we tell everybody that before we play."

"Who's going to all play?" Mumbo asked. "It might take 11 months if we have every hermit."

"Err... I guess whoever wants to play can play. I was actually kinda hoping to invite some friends from other servers."

"Like who?"

"Most of them were on Last Life. There are also a few who just finished a super-long roleplay called Outsiders. And maybe I could invite Tommy and some of his friends, just for extra chaos."

"WHY would you want to invite TOMMY?"

"I could invite his mom, too."

"Ugh. Your sister is almost as annoying as her kid."

"I could invite my other sister, too."

"Your other sister? I thought you only had one."

"You've met Ariana."

"I thought that was just you in drag."

Grian burst out laughing. "She was actually Poultry Man, too. Twins are the best people to have pretend to be your secret alter-ego!"