Eyeliner Daydreams Rodrick Heffley X Femreader

Rodricks POV

(Oh my god I just had the weirdest weekend ever and it's not even over yet, first I find Sam in the bathroom doing drugs when I thought she was some goody two shoes then I do drugs with her then I try to kiss Heather Hills while Greg's gets a date with Holly Hills and the Heather throws a drink at me and Y/N throws nachos at her and after all that Y/N kisses me on the cheek, do I like Y/N?)

I can't stop thinking about how cool Y/N is from the kind of music she likes to how she can stand up to people and also be nice to other while still making fun and teasing me

I don't want to make things weird between us I mean it's not like we were ever friends so I'm not gonna ruin a friendship by liking her but I'm just confused I mean Heather Hills has always been my crush and now Y/N is what if I start getting awkward around her or say something weird and she ends up staying away from me and honestly right now I don't think I would like seeing her with another guy

Anyways I should hurry up because I have to meet her in the living room for her "plan"

"There you are what took you so long"

"I Uh couldn't find a clean shirt"

"Oh well Anyways do you drink"

"Uh yeah but mostly at parties"

"Are you down to drink now, I mean after this long ass day"

"Yeah sure why not"

"Ok cool" she reaches over to her bag and brings out a bunch of little bottles of alcohol

"How did you get those"

"My mom keeps tons of them in the garage in case her friends want some or she just wants a small drink but she stopped drinking for a while so she won't even notice there are some missing trust me she's oblivious"

"Cool my mom has some stuff to but after my last party she checks the bottles"

"Damn that sucks, Anyways what kind of drink do you want I personally am going to have vodka with cranberry and orange juice because no matter how much I drink it still tastes disgusting to me"

"Yeah I'll have the same, why do you want to get drunk anyways I thought you said you liked being high more"

"Oh I do but I want to get blackout drunk and as for the reason ask me once I'm really drunk than I'll probably let it spill but right now there's no way you're getting any information out of me."

"Ok then, what are we gonna do while we're getting shitfaced"

"I thought we could play some drinking games like truth or drink and never have I ever"

"Yeah that sounds fun"

(Who knew Y/L/N could be fun)

She set down the drinks on the coffee table along with two glasses that only had juice in them (hm that's weird)

Then when I took a sip of the drink I realized why the extra juice was there and quickly chased the drink with it

"Damn that's shits strong"

"We'll it has to be if we're gonna blackout"

"Let's watch a movie so we have time to ease into our drunkenness before we start playing games"

I put Netflix on and she pointed at the movie Malevolent

"Ugh I love scary movies, don't you"

"Yeah they're pretty cool"

"Ok then what your favorite scary movie double points if you can guess which one I quoted"

"Um probably Final Destination and the movie you quoted was Scream"

"Right and right, screams one of my favorites but I really love Texas chainsaw massacre the Shining and Hereditary"

"Have you seen those ones"

"Uh I haven't seen Hereditary but I think I saw the other two when I was in middle school or something"

"Well we might just have to watch them together someday because I hardly know anyone whose into horror as much as me"

"Yeah that would be cool"

Then we went back to watching the movie and by the time it was over we both finished our drinks and it was like 1:45am

But the alcohol kept us up so we were good but drunk as hell

Then she turned on the lamp and turned off the tv

"Do you want to play a game" she asks trying to sound like Jigsaw from the Saw movies

"Well when you ask it like that I guess it means I have no choice"

"Ok let's play never have I ever even though we ran out of liquor we can still play"

"I'll ask first never have I ever threw up in a public place"

She puts her finger down and mine stays up

"Spill it Y/N when how and where"

"Well I was at my cousins birthday party and it was at a local amusement park so we had just had some dinner and then we went on a roller coaster and as soon as we got off I barfed all over myself it was disgusting and embarrassing"

We both laughed together trying not to be too loud because Greg and Rowley were asleep

"Never have I ever laughed so hard I peed myself" she asks

Her finger stays up and mine goes down

"Tell me everything"

"I was at dinner with my family and Greg was like 5 and my mom had ordered him a glass of milk and a cookie for dessert and my dad said some stupid joke that would only make a five year old laugh and Greg laughed so hard milk came out of his nose which cause me to laugh so hard that I peed myself"

"Oh my god that sounds like one hell of a family dinner" she said laughing

Then we ask each other a few more silly questions before all of our fingers go down and we are laughing so hard that our stomachs hurt

"Lets play a prank on the boys"

"Ooo Y/N someone's mischievous today I like this side of you" I say in a funny voice

"I say let's change all the clocks and tell Greg and rowley that they're gonna be late for school and that their parents are gonna be here any second and that they better be ready"

"I like the sound of that"

"Ok let's go where are all the clocks"

We then proceed to change all the clocks and make Gregs alarm go off

I shake Greg awake and Y/N shakes rowley awake

"Guys you need to wake up your parents are gonna be here any second and if they see that your late and not in school they are gonna kill you" she says

"Wha-what oh my god what time is it, shit, only 10mins come on Rowley get dressed we gotta go"

"Wha- oh no I can't be late for school I have perfect attendance"

Me and Y/N watch as they frantically brush their teeth shove a handful of cereal in there mouth and put there clothes on and as soon as they open the door and see that it's dark we both burst into laughter

"Real funny guys that was so not cool"

They say as they walk back upstairs

"Sorry, but you have to admit that was one hell of a prank I mean when you went to sleep it was Saturday so how on earth could you wake up Monday you guys made that shit way to easy" she says while laughing in between words

"That was amazing" I say as I high five her

Then we sit down in the couch put on a movie we've both seen a hundred times and go to sleep