Why i like worms on a string

hi im your narrator aiden and i love worms on a string and my mom said for Christmas she would get me a 64 pack of worms on a string i have to write something like this for her so she will actually order them if she dosent i will cry/die on the inside i have 5 worm 2 are earrings and 2 are worms off a string the last one is the OG purple worm on a string im also very gay so they are like my children also im into paranormal stuff so if im going to an a b a n d o n d place i will have worms on a string like just think this is how i would be