In a tent outside of the Dark Cacao Citadel, Caramel Arrow Cookie was asleep, she had been watching all night, and swapped positions with Crunchy Chip Cookie, he was the one on patrol now.
Later, Crunchy Chip Cookie was heard shouting, causing Caramel Arrow Cookie to awaken.Crunchy Chip: You can't give the wolves peaches! They need meat and vegetables! Fruits are too sweet for them!
Peach: Wolves deserve to try other things!
Crunchy Chip: You dare to try to dissuade me from what I think for my wolves?! You are just like that naked cookie with a cane from the Vanilla Kingdom!
Peach: I don't know who that is, but I will be feeding this wolf!
Crunchy Chip: Try it and I will personally remove your hand!
Peach: You wouldn't!
Crunchy Chip: Try me!
Caramel Arrow Cookie got out of her tent and was met with Crunchy Chip Cookie pinning Peach Cookie to the snowy ground like a cop would to a criminal.
Caramel Arrow: What happened?
Crunchy Chip: She is trying to feed a wolf sweets!
Caramel Arrow: You're giving wolves candy?
Peach: I was going to give it a peach!
Crunchy Chip: Hush! I will not let you give the wolf a pit fruit!
Caramel Arrow: Hold on. So the problem is you don't want the wolf having a fruit with a pit in it?
Crunchy Chip: And it's also sweet!
Caramel Arrow: Just remove the pit and give it to the wolf!
Crunchy Chip: Not happening! Now take your girl and go!
Crunchy Chip Cookie got up and threw Peach Cookie at Caramel Arrow Cookie, who caught her.
Peach: Hmph.
Caramel Arrow: He treats the wolves like his kids, you won't change his mind unless his wolves choose to.
Peach: Fine. Wait, where my peach?
Crunchy Chip: Hey, drop that!
The Crunchy Wolf had eaten the peach.
Crunchy Chip: You coulda at least removed the pit! I know you are smart enough to do that!
The Crunchy Wolf pounced in Crunchy Chip Cookie and licked his face.
Crunchy Chip: Ah! Stop it soldier! No time for play! Hahah!
Peach: I also have a gift for you.
Caramel Arrow: What is it?
Peach Cookie grabbed another peach out of her pocket and attached it to Caramel Arrow Cookies head.
Caramel Arrow: Thanks Peach Cookie.
Peach: Now ask me out on a date.
Caramel Arrow Cookie dropped Peach Cookie as soon as she said that.
Peach: Ow! Mean!
Caramel Arrow: I would like to go on a date with you.
Peach: You coulda done that in a nice way!
Caramel Arrow Cookie picked Peach Cookie up again.
Caramel Arrow: Do you wish to be taken out on an affair in which we embark to be happy and cutesy with each other for an unspecified amount of time to where after we are done, we end up returning home and feeling better about ourselves?

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RomancePeach Cookie takes Caramel Arrow Cookie out on another date, just to be a bit cute, she has a whole set of plans prepared for them. But her finishing plan required so much to finally do...(My au of this ship I do). Be sure to vote and follow me. Or...