~Sal Khan Academy x Reader~ |AN UNSOLVED EQUATION|

MEER MEER MEER

I leaped like a really lanky and graceful bird out of my bed at the sound of my alarm. Time for school with my usual gubbins ass class.

I go to my full body mirror to get ready. 'Ugh, I'm soooooooo uglyah!' I think to myself. I stare at my 3'1 frame and my 4 inch waist. My ass length blonde hair cascades down my body like a fountain of piss and my windex blue eyes stare back at me. Like, I know everyone loves me, but why? I'm just so... ugly.

I pull on a furrycon 2022 hoodie, black leggings, and checkered vans as I walk out the door.

After some time, I make it five minutes early, as usual. I'm such a typical girlie! My eyes wander over to the seat next to me where my best friend Douggie sits. She is blonde. I hate brown haired "people".

"Hey y/n! How was your night? Ugh did you finally get hot_football_man1776 on insta to leave you alone?"

"Hey Douggie, and no. I didn't. He won't stop pestering me! Asking for pics of my "dawgs"? What even is that?"

Douggie shakes her head. "Oh y/n. If only you weren't so innocent and tiny uwu🥺"

MERRRRRRRRRIIEIEIRI

The bell rang.

Our hot- I mean annoying and totally has HIV math teacher walks in- miss Yalamanritigakalt.

"Hello class!" Her eyes wander to me "...hello y/nnnn" she says with a smirk and a tuck of her hair. Hot. NOT THAT I WOULD SLEEP WITH HER OR ANYTHING GOD DAMN.

"I understand that we have been having some trouble with long division. Is that right friends?"

Everyone responds with an enthusiastic "Yeeesss!" Brad Bradley even starts bouncing in his chair. What a fucking creep.

"Well for today's lesson, we will be learning using some educational Khan Academy (not sponsored) videos! Let me get them on the projector and we can start."

Miss Yalamanritigakalt opens her computer and starts up the projector.

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The most beautiful voice I have ever heard starts speaking. His deep, raspy, sexy, even nasty and licentious voice sent shivers down my spine. At that very moment I felt like I could c-

"Wow y/n! Sal is sooo hot! I want him to teach me other shit iykyk..."

"Douggie! He is sooooo sugoiiiii >~<!!! The division ain't the only thing that's long here."

I spent the rest of the time during class watching extra Khan Academy videos. I just couldn't get enough of his sexy voice!

"Ah, y/n! It seems you're putting in some extra work. I suppose that means you won't be coming for our after school lessons..."

Shit. I needed her-... those lessons.