detention || minsung

"here's your present lix." jisung smiled, being the last to throw his gifts at him.

"CUTE!" he screamed as he picked up the plushies. "oh my god the bracelet i'm going to cry."

"it reminded me of you." jisung smiled.

"end whatever you have with minho so i can suck your dick." felix sighed.

"shhh baby girl nobody needs to know." jisung playfully winked.

"you're not sucking his dick before i do." minho shrugged.

"HYUNG!" jisung gently shoved his shoulder.

"some things i don't need to know about my brothers life." junhan shook his head.

"sorry." jisung sighed.

"well...i wanna know more minsung tea." felix said as he turned towards them. "who confessed?"

"well...remember when we got into that huge fight and we isolated ourselves? i went to his room to tell him i accept his apology. and he kissed me. i never actually hated him. i played along to his hatred. but apparently he was finding it really hard to hate me." minho chuckled.

"holy shit." felixs jaw dropped.

"he kissed you first? han jisung you fucker. mr. i hate him so much and we'll never be friends." hyunjin shook his head.

"in my defense, we're not friends." jisung shrugged.

"he has a point." minho nodded in agreement.

"so have you been faking all your arguments?" felix asked.

"oh no, we still bicker. we don't really argue." jisung chuckled.

"uh, the other morning minho was ready to kill you for drinking his coffee." changbin furrowed his brows.

"yeah, i told you i can't stand you." minho smirked.

"and i told you to sit down." jisung snapped back.

"i don't wanna know where that went." chan shook his head.

"we only made out, it was hot though." minho shrugged. "but now i know he's a pillow princess so that gives me an advantage."

"WHAT do you mean by that." jisung swore he got whiplash from how quickly he looked at minho.

"hm? oh nothing." minho shrugged.

"they're an odd pair, but a cute one." changbin smiled.

"oh my god let's rewind to where we didn't know. now they're going to be all over each other in front of us." hyunjin gagged.

"you're so dramatic, let them be crazy for each other." seungmin chuckled.

"they're not crazy for each other. they're bat shit insane." felix shook his head.

"but it's cute though." changbin shrugged.

"you guys should sneak into our former parents house and have sex on the couch or something." junhan said as he leaned against jooyeons chest.

"why the fuck would we do that?" jisung looked at his brother as if he'd gone insane.

"cause fuck them." junhan huffed.

"well, as lovely as that sounds i'm gonna have to pass." jisung shook his head, a disgusted look plastered on his face.

"suit yourself." junhan shrugged.

"don't even think about it." jooyeon laughed.

"i was not going to suggest we do it!" junhan groaned.

"junhan you're sexually active?" jisung was now staring blankly at the two.

"uh...yeah?" junhan furrowed his eyebrows as he looked at his brother.

"are you using protection? do you need me to get you guys condoms?" jisung asked.

"uh..we don't use condoms because we were each others firsts, and we're each others only so..." junhan shrugged.

"i still think you should be safe about it. i'm going to have you both tested regularly." jisung sighed.

"why?" junhan almost yelled.

"because you're sexually active. it's better to know than to not." jisung answered.

"whatever i don't see the need for it." junhan glared at his brother.

"okay, i trust you. and i'm not going to make you do anything you don't want. both of you, don't be dumb." jisung spoke gently.

"i feel bad for getting frustrated with you." junhans shoulders dropped as he frowned.

"no, don't. i was being invasive." jisung shrugged. "i'm sorry for going all..protective big brother on you."

"it's okay." junhan smiled.

"seriously though, let me know if you need anything." jisung returned his smile.

"brother of the year." minho shook his head.

"i try. having him out of my life for so long has made me much more protective of him." jisung said as he laid his head on minhos shoulder.

"well, what's up with changlix? you gonna grow some balls and ask him out?" minho asked.

"you're one to talk." changbin shook his head.

"WAIT!" felix yelled, getting up. he pushed jisung away from minho, pulling him to stand up.

"uhhhh...what are you doing?" minho asked as felix began smelling his shirt.

"HOLY SHIT IM SO OBLIVIOUS! that day that i went to whine to jisung about changbin his bed smelt different. it smelled like minho!" felix connected the dots in his head. well, out loud, but initially in his head.

"okay sherlock can you let go of me?" minho laughed.

"what were you doing in jisungs bed?" changbin asked as felix let him go.

"cuddling and making out." minho shrugged.

"damn, more action than i'm getting." felix groaned.

"WHAT? YOU DONT EVEN KISS?" jisung yelled. "babe i had no idea you were this starving oh my god." he covered his mouth.

"i was joking with that, but no. i told you we're taking our time." felix chuckled.

"oh my, i'm going to pass out." jisung dramatically fanned himself.

"shut up you fucking drama queen." felix laughed.

"so felix, what movie do you want to watch? i'm tired of talking." jisung asked.

"can we watch...hm...train to busan?" felix asked.

"you fucking bitch i'm about to sob my heart out." jisung sighed.

"what the birthday bitch wants, the birthday bitch gets." hyunjin shrugged as he turned the movie on.

a/n: i just gotta say i love fall out boy so fucking much