Miu x Reader (female) [Cancelled]

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"So... what kinda stuff do you invent?" Y/n asked her. "Well, everything that comes to my genius mind!" "...and what are those genius ideas?" Miu looked at them for a second. "Well they're amazing." Silence. "Okay so how about you tell me what you invented so far..?" Y/n said trying to get their point over to her. "Why don't you just fucking say so bitchless!" She angrily exclaimed. "What the fuck- I thought it was obvious." They answered as they crossed their arms. "Tsk anyways. I invented those eye drop contact lenses, though they're a big ass failure in my opinion. Just like Ouma." She joked at which Y/n had to giggle.

"Other things I invented are a series of 'things you can do while you sleep'. People really waste so much time in sleeping... so I made stuff like eat while you sleep ect! Also I've got a hookup counter, it tells you how many people you fucked! Also got this 'Auto-Puncher that Punches You for Telling Terrible Dirty Jokes'. I get punched with it alot myself. Its kinda sad." She muttered the last part. "Also! I got a "Goin' Commando gun' which can teleport your undies! And your undies only." She explained proudly. "The last one would be amazing if it only wasnt there to teleport underwear only." Y/n exclaimed. "My inventions are just fine the way they are! Or do you want to try inventing shit!?" She said, angered.

"Guess you're the inventor and you know the best." They shrugged. "Hell yeah! I'm the best." She proudly exclaimed again. "You sure are." Y/n said. Miu gleamed proudly for a while. They finally arrived at their dorm room after that. Y/n opened the door and Miu stepped in. "Your room is so basic, the fuck." Miu complained. "What else do you want me to add?" They asked. "I mean you're the Ultimate Ice Skater, add some ice skater shit." "You dumbass, am I supposed to sparkle snow and ice on my floor like Elsa?" "Yes." Silence. "J-Just kidding... I expected more trophies and like I dont know... ice skates as well as pictures of your wins?" She added.

"Well at home I would prefer to relax and not think of my mad ice skating skills. Just kidding. But I still prefer to do nothing and look at the aesthetic walls." They said as Miu looked at the walls. "What do you mean aesthetic, all I see are (f/c) walls." "That's what I call an aesthetic." Miu wrinkles her face. "Okay." She says weirdly. "Anyways what are we going to do?" She changed the topic. "Uhm I dont know? We could play some games or watch TV." They suggested. "You're so lame. Anyways do you think bugs bunny and looney tunes is up right now?" She asked as Y/n shrugged their shoulders. "I dont know, I haven't watched it in a long while.

Miu let out a huge gasp,"What do you mean you dont fucking rewatch your childhood TV shows??" She said, extremely shocked. "You do that..?" They asked as she coughed. "N-No of course not. I'm not a child after all." She lied. "Just kidding, who doesnt rewatch them. Lets see what's up right now." They said as they turned on the TV. "You got me shocked for a second for real..." Miu muttered. Y/n handed her the remote control,"Scroll through the channels and we'll watch what you find most interesting at the moment. I'll go and grab some snacks." And with that, they walked to the mini closet which contained all the snacks. Next to it was also a little fridge, good for drinks as well.

They got some chips, gummy bears as well as chocolate. As drinks they brought some coke as well as sprite. They put the drinks onto the table, closed the lights and turned on the LED's. Now everything looked really cozy. The two of them watched the childrens shows quietly, then and there some munching was heard. The of them also pulled a couple jokes then and there, in general it was a quality time together. 'I never knew that Iruma could be so quiet as well as... normal? She seems really sweet like this, it wont last long once we finish watching the series though. If she heard me saying this she would probably beat me up', they thought to themselves as they peaked over to Miu for a second.

Her face is fixated on the screen, enjoying the children shows just like a child. 'It seems like she does have an inner child. Maybe its related to her past? Probably. Anyways she's munching away my chips-' as soon as they finished their thoughts they grabbed into the bag of chips, realising she almost finished it. "Aye you almost finished my entire bag of chips." They complained. "You offered the snacks, so suck it up, bitchless." She said as she continued to eat it up.

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Yippie I first started to write this chsoter 5 days ago.. sorry forgot to finish it until now
Take this idk how to write anymore its 2:30am I wanna sleep
Good night ppl
-Nova