Karl x Quackity
Lime?🔱 smut?♻️
Song:
Hot Dog Hot Dog hot diggity dogKarl was at home,at night,in bed.
He was bored out of his mind....among other things.
So as usual,he decided to text his..best friend? Boy friend? He just texted Quackity.Quackity🤤💭
K:
Q
Q
Q
Q
Quackity
Quackity
Quackity
Wake up pls
Fuck meQ:
Hello?K:
I knew that would get you here
HiQ:
😐
What's up Karl?😊K:
Can you come overrrrrr?
I'm hornyQ:
What?
Like rn?????K:
Yes
Please come over
Please?Q:
Dude?
I live like
20 miles awayK:
Please?
I need you.Quackity blushed at his screen.
Him and Karl had hooked up a few times,
And were kinda.....um...they..didn't actually know what they were..?
But that's not important,if Karl was horny,
He'd call Quackity.Q:
Um
Wow
Karl I can't? I have to fly to twitch con tomorrow
And YOU do too actuallyK:
Are you saying I should go to bedQ:
Will you hate me if I say yes?K:
YesQ:
Okay then noK:
Pls come overQ:
You know I can't..
can't you wait until tomorrow?K:
Noooo
I'm horny NOW🖕Q:
Shit
UhhhhhK:
:(Q:
Hey um
Can you reach under your left night stand?K:
Uh,sure?Karl laid his phone down as he leaned to the left nightstand.
He felt his hand around under it,he felt something.
It felt like.....I don't know?
He took it out and looked at it before he gasped.
He got his phone again.K:
Quackity.Q:
Yes?
My one and only true love that I love so much??K:
Why is there a pink dildo Under my nightstand.Q:
Uhhhh
Well it's not a dildo
It's a vibrator...soK:
A vibrator?
It looks like a fucking dildo to meQ:
It's both Okay?? :)
Are you mad at me?K:
No I'm
I'm just confused
Explain plsQ:
Okay so
Remember two weeks ago where we were talking about yk
Like going further in our relationship
Like ik we were drunk but um
Anyways,I got a vibrator becauseeee I thought you'd maybe like it?
I meant to tell you but I forgot
So it's kinda just bee laying there
I guessK:
AwwwQ:
Aw?K:
That's cute
I thought it was supposed to be a prank or smtQ:
No no no no
No prank
IlyK:
Ilyt<3
But I'm still hornyQ:
YSE VIBRS
sorry,phone fell down
USE VIBRATOR😮⁉️*K:
HOW SMART U AREQ:
Ofc😇
Wanna call?K:
SureQuackity instantly called Karl,and Karl picked up.
Quackity:"hi Karl!"
Karl:"hey Q!"
Karl could basically hear his smile through the phone.
Karl:"hey,does this thing have batteries?"
He said as he fidgeted around with it.
Quackity:"no,but it's charged"
Karl:"mkay...I heard these have set on fire before.....dude"Quackity:"what?"
Karl:"what if I set my dick on fire?!"
Quackity laughed.
Quackity:"wh- you won't?!"
Karl:"Are you sure? If I do it's YOUR fault!"
Quackity:"it won't...calm down"
Karl exhaled as he laid down.
Karl:"I wish you were here..."
Quackity frowned through the phone.
Quackity:"I know Karl.."
Karl:"what would you do if you were
here?~"
Quackity blushed as he looked around,not really for any reason.Quackity:"u-uh..I don't know?"
Karl:"oh cmon..be more specific.."
Quackity:"i would...kiss you"
Karl smirked as he bit his nails and turned the vibrator on.
Karl:"and then?~"
Quackity:"and then I would..take you to the bedroom"Karl:"mhm.."
He bit his lip as he lightly trailed the object around his member.
Quackity:"and then we'd..fall asleep!"
Karl:"what?! Dude cmon- you fuck the daylights out of me when your here,you text me the horniesst shit when we text! What's up with you?"
Quackity:"okay okay....let me think about it.."

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