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Two former Black ops agent in one bar

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Midnight, somewhere on London

In the middle of the night, in a bar that is always open 24 hours, there is a person who is none other than Ullrich himself walking towards the bar.

Inside the bar

Ullrich: Hello? Everybody here?

It seems that the bar is very quiet, and there is only a bartender playing on his cellphone and then notices the presence of customers

Bartender: Oh, sorry, sir, what you like to drink?

Ullrich: Beer please, medium glass

Bartender: Alright

The bartender took a few bottles of beer which was poured into a medium sized glass and after that, the beer was given to Ullrich

Bartender: *gives a beer* Here we go

Ullrich: Thanks, well, this time for me to take a sip

Ullrich drink little from that beer and then he put in on the table, and then someone also get inside the bar, but it's different now

???: Whiskey, small glass, please

Bartender: Yes ma'am

Ullrich realized that the woman in a casual shirt with a black leather jacket with jeans was Riméa who was not wearing her left eye glasses.

Ullrich: I get it... so this is your during in the city?

Riméa: Pretty much like that

Ullrich: Alright, what we supposed to discuss?

Riméa: You first...

Ullrich: Two goldfish are in a tank?

Riméa: Go on...

Ullrich: One turns to the other and says: "You know how to drive this thing?". *giggles* Want a little army humour?

Riméa: Very little...

Ullrich: Another?

Riméa: I got one for you...

Ullrich: Let's hear it...

Riméa: Why was the strawberry crying?

Ullrich: Why?

Riméa: Because he was in a jam.

They were both giggling, Ullrich didn't expect that Riméa, who was a former MI6 member, had ever hung out with people in the military.

Ullrich: Not bad. We can do this all night. Wanna do that again? Go ahead, why not?

Riméa: Why don't blind guys skydive?

Ullrich: Tell me...

Riméa: Scares the shit out o'their dogs

And they both get chuckles again

Ullrich: I got one too, guess what?

Riméa: Hmm?

Ullrich: Why don't shrimp share?

Riméa: Why?

Ullrich: Because they're little shellfish

Being funny again, they both giggled again and Ullrich took a sip of his beer and then put it back on the table

Bartender: Alright, I'll leave you guys here, I have some business back there

Ullrich: Alright, it's fine

And then, the bartender we left from there, then Ullrich start to ask

Ullrich: How about your days when back in MI6?

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