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• Hyde has a driver's liscense

• He was legally allowed to drive in like 4 different countries at some point at the same time because he likes to collect driver's liscenses for every country he's planning to stay in for over a year

• Sometimes he legally extends his liscense for fun (legal is relative), but if he can't be bothered or if it's a liscense from like 60 years ago he just changes the expiry date on the card

• He drops one at some point and Licht sees Hyde's face grinning back at him on a driver's liscense that expired in 1978

Licht: You have a driver's liscense?!

Hyde: Oh! That's where my Florida liscense went, thanks Licht-tan!

Licht: YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE?!

Hyde: Well I've been to many places, gotta make sure I can get around!

Licht: HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET- YOU DON'T HAVE A PASSPORT?!

Hyde: ...you want me to tell you how I learned how to fake documents, or...?

• However the rest of the servamps don't really let him drive

• Lily insists that the mansion's servants are perfectly capable of driving them thank you Nii-san

• Hugh always indignantly refuses to let him or Tetsu get into the car if Hyde is behind the wheel

• Jeje hisses and turns into a snake

• Freya just politely refuses

• Ildio is okay with it, but for some reason Niccolo seems absolutely terrified by the idea of Hyde driving

Hyde: Heh~!! You're all so mean~!!

• Kuro doesn't understand why because he actively avoided Hyde for centuries after the vote

• He, Mahiru and Licht learn why when they decide to let Hyde drive them to a group meeting halfway across the city after a concert

Kuro: You sure about this?

Hyde: It's set off now or wait half an hour for Crantz and be late. Can you Mahiru or Angel-chan drive?

Mahiru: ...I'm learning to.

Hyde: Thought so. Let's go~

• Turns out Hyde is the textbook definition of a reckless driver

• He takes so many sharp and sudden turns and breaks and has exactly 0 regard for the speed limit

• When Hyde slams the brakes for the last time, everyone is fucking terrified

• Kuro is clinging to Mahiru half to protect him, half in real terror

• Mahiru still has his seatbelt on but is curled up entirely covering his neck and his forehead touching his knees

• Licht also has his seatbelt on, but is holding the handle above the seat so tightly with both hands he's turned white and his knees are bended against his chest

Hyde: *singing, oblivious to everyone else's terror* We're here~!

Licht: ...I don't care if it makes us late, I'm calling Crantz next time.

Hyde: LICHT-TAN!!

Lily: *at the building entrance, awkwardly* Ah haha... did you let Nii-san drive you here?

Licht: A mistake we're never fucking making again.

Hyde: You're so mean~!

Licht: YOU NEARLY RAN INTO A SIGNPOST!! MULTIPLE TIMES!!

Hyde: I CAN CONTROL IT I KNOW HOW CLOSE I'M GETTING TO THINGS!!

Licht: WE COULD HAVE DIED SHIT RAT!! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET A LISCENSE?!

Hyde: Hey hey... a little respect for the driver if you please~

Licht: SHUT UP AND DIE!!

Kuro: ...Mahiru? Are you okay?

Mahiru: ...I think I'll just sit for a bit. I... feel a little sick...

Kuro: ... *loosens his grip and smooths Mahiru's back*

Lily: Ah haha... oh dear...

• And that's why even though Hyde has a driver's liscense, he is under no condition allowed to drive