[Far from home](One piece x Shinobi!reader)

*Robin and [Name] play chess*

[Name]: Do you know what the strongest move in chess is?

Robin: ??

[Name]: hit with a chessboard))

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Robin: Ninja-san, you just have to confess *pulls out bill*

[Name]: Ahhh... yeah!

Usopp: Did you do that? *pulls out another bill*

[Name]: Yes, me!!

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Nami: Hey, [Name]! Let's play snowballs!!

[Name]: I'm too tired

Usopp: Well, she's old- OW!!! [NAME] IT'S NOT FAIR!!

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Zoro: A man is like a sword... either he's doing his job, or he's stupid.

Sanji: Are you talking about yourself?

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Franky: Are you interested in anything besides money?!

Nami and [Name]: Yes

Franky: So what?

Together: where are they.

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Unknown man: Girl([name]), why haven't we met yet?

Zoro: God bless you, you stupid creature...

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Shanks: How old are you?

[Name]: Well, every year is different

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*Meeting after the timeskip*

[Name]: Zoro! Yes, you completely forgot me!

Zoro: Just so you know, you never even went out to smoke in my memories..

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Usopp: Stay away from me! My friend has a black belt in origami!!

Unknown man : So what?

[Name]: *hit from behind* I'll make a boat out of you!

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[Name]: I have a bad reputation. Of all the friends I told that I broke arm, only Chopper asked "left or right". The rest asked, "To whom?"

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Shanks: You're so old, but you look so young.

[Name]: Are you insulting me, or are you complimenting me?!

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Fake Zoro: *asks [Name] for advice*

[Name]: *kills fake* Zoro wouldn't ask me for help, but on the contrary, he would ask me to "keep your orders out"

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Zoro: I wish this old witch could see me from heaven... but she prefers to stay alive.

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*with Sanji*

Sanji: *yawn*

[Name]: Yes, being beautiful must be so exhausting.

Sanji: Then Melorin, you must be tired.

[Name]: *smiles embarrassed*

*with Zoro*