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****OKIE SO DERES BEEN LOTS OF CUNFUZZLING CONFUSHUN LIKE WHAT HAPEN TO HER BROTHERS???????? LMAO I KNOW BUT U DONT HAH OKIE WELL THEY ARE STILL WHEREVA SHE LIVD BE4 AND DEYRE COMING L8R! Fangs 2 RAVEN 4 DA HLEP (if you get that reference I love you)

SO HERE WAS I, A YOUNG WHITE GIRL with no money in a CAR WITH JESTIN! I had a phonicle device, BUT I DIDNT HAVE THA BOYZ NUMBERS? WFT? who even am I omg??!2?

I had brindabizzles number though.

BUT SHE WAS KISSING ASHTONION SHE IS BETRAYN ME AND I CNAT GO BAK TO BASICZ?1 i elso had bfs nomba....OH MA GAWD TOTES NOT CHLICHE???? I waz gunna call bf....

Ring ring ring sed the dial

'Heyyyyy who diz????' sed bf

Jestin was like wtf who is dat? Huh missy?

'bf....it's meh'

'Diamondis africana ferry fubb,e indie boo boo?'

what.the.fuck?2!1?1!1?1?1!

'OH MY FUCKING GOD U KNOW WHAT BF WHO THE FUCK IS THAT??????????'

'My sistah.'

'oh ok . Yeah wellllll....Like, I am totes being in a car with jestin and U need to fly here and get me thanks'

'K'

'WTH DID U JUST K ME BITCH IMMA FIGHT U'

but he hung Up.

roooood.

'Jestin was like why r u on the phone huh? And I was like uhm, get out of my face. And he was like, uhm the guck? And i was like, get out me car. And he was like, bitch dafuq this is my car?

we finally got to jestins HOUZ and it was like 172884599382726318910174656591 years big.

'WOH JES IS THIS UR HOZ??!!

and he was so slick rn.
u know, lyk, if he was not my kidnaper he wud be kinda hote...NO OMG WTF???? I LOVE HAZZYDINGLE....AND ASTHONION.

but lyk, I didn't RLLY lyk niale and zen they r soooooo misterius. RIHANNA IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL.

lol soz, I'm totes random lol XP.
K, so lyk anyway, it's almust my 12 birth! ALMUST LEGALLLLLLLL pg movies here we come!!!

'Hey jes..your really hot'

OMG DID I JUST SAY THET? OGM!

'Wait no- UR NOT HOT UR UGLY AND STOOPID !

omg I totes covered that up hell smooth kylie....

'But Jestin was just like 'I know what u ment sweatie ;)))))))))))'

BF HURRY UP! JESTIN IS GONNA COOK ME A BRUSSEL SPROUT AND IM MEATATERIAn!!!!1!

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THANKS 4 56789000000000000000 LYKS!
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short ass chapter but who even has time for anything anymore.
thanks for like 550 bæ's <3 promote this story and I'll give you a dedication.

LISTEN TO DAS ME BY BROOKE CANDY WHEN U READ THIS I WAS LISTENING AND I FUCKING CACKLED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW.