I'm a hero for fun, not a father

Another one!

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"Why did I accept that cyborg request to be my disciple," Saitama said to himself walking home naked.

as Saitama entered his apartment, completely forgetting that Clair was there which caused a loud screech to happen as Clair has a great view of what was being displayed, Saitama realised and quickly changed before the kids saw him which luckily they didn't as they were to focus on the cartoon they were watching.

after Clair calmed down, she explained that Buru while not being as strong as Aisuru is just as strong, with his ability just being that of a Nightwing dragon, but she also got out a little contract for Saitama to sign. which he declined as he doesn't have enough room to look after the two, which Clair was prepared for.

"well I have great news" Clair suddenly started to speak.

*CRASH*

a sledgehammer came through Saitama's wall.

"Well I contacted my team and we found out you're the only one living here, well except for the kids, so we thought of giving you a bigger place for the time being until you get a bigger house," Clair said to Saitama who did not look pleased.

"Now you get to look after more kids," Clair said happily.

Saitama didn't have any words, except he decided to ignore it and sign the contract.

"Well I must get going, take care Saitama!" Clair shouted to Saitama leaving his place.

Saitama looked around and his place got bigger as he now has two children to look after, but for some reason, Saitama kinda enjoyed it, maybe it's the free stuff, or . . . it could be something else? with that being said Saitama walked towards Buru and told him the news, which made the small dragon boy happy. but there is one thing that's stuck in Saitama's mind though.

*these kids have been hurt, abandon and probably more, I need to find who did these, I'm a hero for fun after all* Saitama was thinking before he was interrupted by two kids hugging him out of nowhere.

this made Saitama look at the two kids and he can guess they were hungry.

"alright let's make some dinner, then tomorrow we will need to go shopping for clothes, ok or do you two want to stay here?" Saitama asked the kids.

"I. . . w . . would like to come," Aisuru said with buru nodding in agreement.

this helped Saitama that he didn't have to get a babysit- *oh wait that cyborg should be coming tomorrow, I hope he understands I'm not looking for a disciple,* Saitama thought as he just remember his incident with a certain Cyborg earlier that day.

Saitama just decided to ignore it and go make dinner, which took him a bit as everything was moved. the kids just watched him struggle to find food, which made them giggle, but this was the happiest they have ever been, they both have a father who's going to love them, and not hurt them.

*papa, thank you so much, you're the best hero in the world!* Aisuru thought to herself. happy to live a better life than ever.

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it was the next day and Saitama and the kids had just come back from shopping with bags full of kid cartoons, books but most importantly clothes for Buru. Saitama also bought a wardrobe for the clothes, the kids were watching one of the new cartoons they bought while Saitama was busy building the wardrobe.

"MASTER!!!" shouted a voice from outside that sounded a bit robotic.

the sudden shouting scared the kids to where they were almost crying, Saitama quickly answered the door to see a human cyborg with blonde hair, Saitama was annoyed but asked what the cyborg's name was again, to which he answered, his name was genos so Saitama decided to let the cyborg in, after letting him in, Saitama went and comforted the kids as they were scared with the sudden loudness that happened earlier.

the kids calmed down after feeling Saitama's warmth, they then looked at genos and were curious about the cyborg.

"oh you have children?" genos asked after seeing the kids.

"yeah I adopted them recently, as well they don't have any other place to go, now wait here I'll go make some tea!" Saitama said to the cyborg.

genos and the kids just stared at each other while waiting for Saitama to finish making the tea.

"Are you a robot?" Aisuru asked not noticing that she didn't stutter as she was to focus on the robotic aspects of genos.

"sorta, I'm a cyborg so I'm half human, half robot, even though I'm mostly robotic, I still have a human brain" genos explained to the kids which made them more curious.

before they could ask another question Saitama came over with a cup of tea.

"alright, drink up and leave I'm not looking for a disciple, hold on a minute you're back in one piece," Saitama said and just realised that genos is in one piece.

"yeah, I'm mostly mechanical, what about you master, what parts do you use?" genos asked Saitama which made the kids confused.

"what about the skin colour armour on your head?" genos asked making the kids look at the cyborg like he's an idiot.

"That's just skin dude?" Saitama replied.

"that's odd, you appear way too young to have gone bald already!" genos replied which made the Saitama a little angry.

"I'm bald, what's your problem!" Saitama shouted at genos angry, making the kids giggle from it.

"my problem, you're asking me to list each one of them?" genos asked Saitama making the kids confused.

"no thanks," Saitama said sounding defeated.

with that genos started to list his problems and started to explain his backstory, this made the two children yawn and they started to drift to sleep as genos kept talking more and more, which made Saitama get annoyed from the rambling, which made him shout at the cyborg telling him to short the story to 20 words or less. making the kids wake up from it.

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meanwhile in a tall building in the middle of a Forrest.

"mosquito girl was defeated in battle, oh well she was a prototype," a man in a suit wearing glasses says while looking at a green holographic screen, which had photos of other people on.

on the screen, a loading bar appears which seems to be loading up a picture which then shows a picture of Saitama naked after he slapped Mosquito girl.

"why is he naked?" asked the man.

"unknown!" another voice came out answering the man's question.

"Whatever, he'll make a fine experiment, we must study him, send a messenger and invite him to our house of evolution even if we have to use force," the man said while smiling at the screen.