The One I Hate (With Love) (Completed)

Dib groaned as he awoke from what seemed to be a peaceful slumber. He felt a certain chill on his body and tried to grab a blanket or something. He instead felt an arm cold as ice and heard a slight purr. The human's eyes shot open as he saw Zim softly snoring against his chest. Dib yelped and fell off the couch, awakening the sleeping Irken.

"Eh?" He said groggily, looking down at the shirtless human "Dib? What are you doing ther-" He stopped himself and it seemed like realization hit them both hard "You..." Zim seethed "You mated with Zim! You teased me and made me give in!"

Dib scoffed "I did not! We just sucked each other off! And I remember you being the one who crawled across the couch and turned me on!" The alien crossed his arms "You can't prove anything! Besides, you kissed me!" Dib got up from the floor "You said you liked it."

Zim raised his finger to say something but instead crossed his arms "Whatever." He said under his breath. Dib looked down and then away. He kept looking at Zim's bare chest, its green skin shining even more in the sunlight. The alien looked at him in confusion "What?" Dib flushed "Uh, nothing."

Zim looked back at him "So what do we do about this? If we're going to get our lives back to normal, I mean. Or at least our normal." The human thought hard as if he was planning on giving a prepared speech "I think the best way to deal with this situation is to keep it quiet. The last thing we need is people judging us more than they do now."

The alien tapped his chin "Well then...let's make an agreement. We keep this thing that happened between us a secret. It shall not leave Zim's base. Agreed?" Dib nodded "Yes. Yes, agreed."

As Dib walked to skool through the snow he knew he couldn't live with himself. How could his first sexual interaction be with the one person he hates most?! His mind was spiraling with thoughts, his emotions were just as bad. He couldn't say he didn't like the way it felt, he certainly did, he just never thought he'd be doing it with Zim.

When he'd gotten into the classroom, his eyes immediately landed on Zim. His head was faced down and he was staring at his phone.

He must've gotten that to seem more like an average teenager. It looks like he made it himself.

The phone looked advanced and the technology seemed like the usual things Zim used to invent to take over the Earth. He shook his head and took a seat. The seating plan was the same as it had been in grade skool. Dib was situated at the far right and Zim on the far left. The human liked the position a little more today for it was far enough from Zim.

"Good news, class." Miss Sanders, their math teacher, said "Or at least good enough. We're changing our seat positions because the moronic skool board says so." Dib believed this might be an opportunity to move even farther away from the Irken. He could live with this. "-and Dib, you're sitting over there next to Zim." He was being punished here, wasn't he?

Dib hesitantly got out of his old chair and took a seat next to Zim. He was staring at his phone again, his head not even raising a smidge to look at him. Dib guessed that the alien was feeling as shitty as he was in this situation. "Okay, class. Now that waste of time is over so let's start with the actual lesson, shall we?"

The human tried his best to pay attention to the lesson but his brain kept tuning her out. It was like he sensed Zim's presence there and it was driving him crazy. Dib finally looked at the Irken and saw that he had changed his attention to the front of the classroom. He could've sworn he saw his eyes dart to him and then immediately go back to the front.

He saw Zim pull a paper out of a binder and rip a piece, writing with swiftness. Once he'd finished, he was looking at the front again. Dib shrugged and paid attention to the teacher. It didn't last long for he felt something thrown at his head. He looked at Zim as he feigned innocence and rolled his eyes, opening the paper.