The Ultimate Shonen Jump Hero (Book 7)

You had Teleported back to New Tokyo where You were Looking for Hermes and he was Nowhere to be found until you heard A Voice Behind you and you saw the Messenger of the Gods sitting on top of an archway while flipping A Coin in his Hand.

Y/n: Hermes.

Hermes: Ah, Hello Y/n, it's been forever. How is The God Among men doing?

Y/n: Cut the Bullshit Hermes, I want to know where my family is.

Hermes: Why would you think I would know?

Y/n: You're Literally Are the Messenger for the Greek Pantheon.

Hermes: Nothing escapes you, Huh? Well, I'll never tell you anyway. You'll have to rip me Piece by Piece to make me Talk.

Y/n: That can be Arranged.

Hermes: Ohohoho! Really? Then Try and Hit me.

You then Began to try and Hit Hermes but every single time you tried to hit him he kept on dodging every time you tried to strike him with his speedster level speeds and he kept on Hurling shade!

Hermes: Oh, I'm Sorry I'm getting Bored! Hahahaha, How Slow! Are you A Slug now? You're moving at A Snail's Pace! How Pathetic!

Y/n: Hmph.

Hermes: Heh. You have nothing left? You can't out speed me.

You then sat down confusing him.

Hermes: Huh? What are you doing?

You then Proceed to begin Taking off your Undershirt, and Boots, taking off all of the weighted Clothing you have.

Hermes: W-What is that?

Y/n: My Weighted Clothes.

Hermes: Your what now?

Y/n: I've been slowed down. Now I can fight at Max Speed. I swear it's like Dropping A Huge weight off of your shoulders. You Just feel Stronger, Faster, and Better, and that's because you pretty Much Are. 

You then popped A Few Bones before smiling.

Y/n: Lets do this!

Hermes: Oh, How Cute! Let's see if you can- AGH!

You had proceeded to Punch him in the Nose!

Hermes: You son of A Bitch! I didn't get to dodge!

Y/n: Okay then Dodge.

Hermes: Fine, I will.

You then struck him again while he was trying to dodge, and you hit his Nose again.

Hermes: AGH!

Y/n: Now I'm sick and Tired of this.

You then Grabbed Hermes by the Leg and you then ripped it clean off! He then began bleeding all over the ground as he slowly began crawling away as you followed him!

Hermes: Gotta Get away! Gotta Get away! Gotta Get Away! Just gotta go up the Stairs and- Oooooooh, Fuuuuuuuck!

He then saw it was like several dozen Steps.

Hermes: Hey Look Y/n! Um... I know we got off on the Wrong Foot but Maybe we can Just Talk things out and we can be friends!

Y/n: Okay then. High Five.

He then Missed.

Y/n: Down Low. Too Slow. Hakai.

You then erased him from existence.

Y/n: Cocky Ass Bitch... I know you're here; you can reveal yourself Now.

And then A Huge and Intimidating Figure than began walking out into your Field of Vision.

Heracles: So, you had Found Me.

Y/n: Heracles I know you're not A Bad Guy. Just Flawed. You wish to fight me right?

Heracles: I Must.

Y/n: No, you shouldn't Herc. I know for A Fact your better than your Father. Your Father is A Monster but You're Human, you have an excuse. Your Parents have been screwing you over since day one and you defend them?

Heracles: ... I have no Choice.

Y/n: You do have A Choice Herc! You could be the hero people held you up to be and tell me where my family is, or you can fight and die A Villian.

Heracles: ... They're at Mount Olympus.

Y/n: Thanks Man. You're A Good Guy, Unlike You're Father.

Heracles: Thank you, But please spare anyone else you can.

Y/n: I'll try. I got an elderly Thunder God to Kill.