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Jisung: Quick question, what should you do if you're making some tasty ass bacon but you accidentally start a fire??

Changbin: I would call the firefighters but I don't know.

Felix: Run away from the fire duh.

Jeongin: Yell " DAMN THIS SHIT IS LIT"
Because you know, there's a fire and its lit?

Jisung: Alright thanks brb!!

Chris: Jisung wait.

Changbin: So wait jisung are you listening to me or those two?

Seungmin: He died.

Felix: oh.

Hyunjin: storytime, so basically a random homeless ass man tried to lure me into a cult.

Jeongin: Nice! Same thing happened to me like at least 4 minutes ago.😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 I think  some other guy was lured into it to because I saw someone running out of the building screaming and crying, he had nice hair tho.

Hyunjin: I saw someone walk into the building calm asf, he was with some cult man while I was running out.💀💀

Jeongin: Hold on.

Minho: Did you guys meet each other??

Hyunjin: NAHHHHHHH.
WHY DID YOU LOOK SO HAPPY WALKING IN THE BUILDING?? 💀💀💀💀💀

Jeongin: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT THEY WERE GOING TO LURE ME INTO A GOD DAMN CULT??????

Seungmin: I forgot what hyunjin ugly ass looked like.

Felix: You shut your mouth.

Changbin: You get him Felix. 😼

Jeongin: He's kinda.. handsome..🥱

Hyunjin: Thanks I know I'm hot🤭🤭

Jisung: I'm back bitches.

Seungmin: Damn he didn't die.

Changbin: Yo Jisung what happened?
And did you do what i said?

Jisung: Yeah i did but i forgot my mom was in the house when I did it and she called the firefighters.
And now I'm grounded.
And I'm not allowed to use the kitchen for a year.
And I'm not supposed to have my phone but I'm so sneaky.🤭🤭
And Jeongin and hyunjin met???

Felix: L and yeah.

Changbin: M.

Jisung: O.

Felix: What?

Changbin: Oh i thought we were saying random letters.

Chan: Anyways hyunjin how did you get away from those cult guys?

Hyunjin: I just gave them money.

Jeongin: money?? I full on yelled at them.

Hyunjin: AND THEY LET YOU GO??

Jeongin: yup.🥹🫶🏻

Jisung: Rip Hyunjin's money.
Wait how much did you give the guys anyway?

Hyunjin: like 6000 won.

Jisung: you could have brought tissue with that. 😭

Felix: I smell a broke sugar daddy.

Changbin: that's pretty cheap.

Jeongin: are you broke now???

Jisung: C h e a p.

Chris: oh my.

Seungmin: guys guys that calm down that must be his chore allowance.

Hyunjin: STFU YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN.😡😡

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I need some ideas PLEASE|

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